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"I'm adding that to the quote book"

[nifrequerne]

I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.

[everyoneinspaceisgay]

I hope they’re having a nice life

[ts-virgil-angst]

we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if that unfinished fic haunts you to this day

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[starknstarwars]

Me opening up the half-finished draft of my ‘narratively creative’ Conclave fanfic:

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 101

Person A: "Is that your new bikini?"

Person B: *holding up torn up rag* "I don't think it has enough coverage"

Person A: "You'll get a lot of tips"

Person C: "You'll definitely get a lot of tips*"

Person D: "Okay Sparkles"

*Not money

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 100

"He thought he was in the Indies, but he was really in deez manatees"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 99

Person A: " It's by the porn store"

Person B: "Oh, the toy box?"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 98

Person A: " I hate sheets, where did it come from?"

Person B: "From its parents, when two sheets really love each other..."

Person C: "Are we learning about the birds and the bees?"

Person D: "The fabrics and the threads"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 97

"First of all, it's 3 o'clock in the morning bitch"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 96

"You see lust and pride I can excuse, but pissing in the sink and shitting in the shower are the true sins"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 95

"It's like 'Hey, you're tall, you piss in the sink?'"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 94

"No matter what anyone says, no one knows you better than yourself"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 93

"Not a surgery dog, but the one that was hospitalized because his dick broke"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 92

"I know it makes you horny, so you get to straighten this all out"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 91

"Don't just shake it like that, answer my question goddamnit"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 90

"No thanks Satan, I'm Buddhist"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 89

"I'll sauce up anything, I'm a sauce whore"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 88

Person A: "I don't like the fruit balls"

Person B: "Don't like balls, ay?"

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Quotes from my quote book pt. 87

*In Italian American accent* "Not even Jesus could do better that my Nonna's feet fifty years ago"