Craigular Joe

WHATEVER PRONOUNS | AUTISTIC HOMO | FAKE FACT GENERATOR | TV SHOW LOVER | LADY KILLER | HATE SPREADER | NAZIS, ZIONISTS, TERFS, AND OTHER SUCH DEVIANTS STFU | CURRENTLY LISTENING TO THE SOOTHING SOUNDS OF DAYBREAK

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Lets be real guys you are not going to “get hannibal pregnant” he is 80 years old. He is menopausal. You are going to suffer through a tragic miscarriage with him at best.

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I should get both my lungs hollowed out so i can breathe better

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I dont like the saying “i can get behind this” get behind this for what? Gay buttsex

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I hate when people do crazy things with buttholes in fanfiction like dude if you keep that butt plug in for that long you’re gonna be in for a septic surprise.

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People dont give frank n furter enough credit for creating a successful homunculus. She might be a whore but she is a whore in STEM!

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Hearing white people talk about their endangered crafts is like hearing men whine about the male loneliness epidemic. I don’t careeeee!!!! White people colonized EVERYTHING if your cultural crafts are STILL becoming endangered THATS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT!!! If people REALLY wanted to keep these crafts alive THEN THEY WOULD. NATIVE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING IT SINCE WHITE PEOPLE CAME TO TURTLE ISLAND, AND THATS WHILE THEY WERE BEING VIOLENTLY OPPRESSED BY COLONIZERS. Theres NO ONE stopping you from teaching the next generation traditional craftsmanship.

[fleshdyk3]

house we need to cure this patient

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MY BIRTHDAY CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY ON MY BIRTHDAY DAY!!!! THANK YOU MY DARLING @fleshdyk3 EVERYONE LOVES IT

[craigularjoey]

ariana grande and cynthia erivo toxic doomed corporate yuri

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They call me patient zero on account of me starting the spread of the disease

[craigularjoey]

Hey baby… lets continue this cycle of abuse TOGETHER ❤️

[craigularjoey]

Spiking the battery acid monster energy punch bowl with melatonin gummies

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Growing up is realizing the jewelry business your mother had growing up was a pyramid scheme

[craigularjoey]

Just squirted out a massive amount of blood when i peed so im curious to see the state of my menstrual disc.

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Feeling a fever coming on im so excited this is the best part of being sick

[craigularjoey]

Picking the same scab over and over feels like having an affair with my mistress

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Why does every British insult sound like a slur

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Machine girl makes music for the evil hell rave that you do NOT wanna be high at