"-but it’s still rock and roll to me"

Call me H. Demisexual. Non-binary. We’re all tired and that’s okay.

[hannibalsjuicyass]

I swing both ways. Aggressively. With my dagger. To make sure that nobody comes near me.

[totally-cis-offical]

So that’s why asexuals were originally considered bisexuals

[catchymemes]

[wumbreon]

May we all know decadence such as this

[charlesoberonn]

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

[hihuddy]

Artist: Tim Brierley

Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. ❤️

[inadvertently-biblical]

JUDITH in Her Black Dress in RIDE OR DIE - 1.01

[evav8]

l've been completely obsessed with Witch Hat Atelier lately - the world-building, the art style, the magic system, everything is just so perfect 😍

While reading the manga, I couldn't stop wondering: what would Coco look like as an adult witch?

So I couldn't resist drawing my own take on her grownup version. I imagined her with a bit more refined elegance, holding her pen, but keeping that same warm, curious spark in her eyes. ✨

Swipe / scroll to see the close-up details and step-by-step process! Let me know what you think of this design

Process ⬇️

✨ Links & Сommisions:

🔗 Instagram | Carrd

📩 Commissions are OPEN!

💖 Reblogs & likes are greatly appreciated!

[stillnotmollified]

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

[fluffysheeps]

Snail sharks 🐌🦈 shnails, snarks…?!

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[jeffgerstmann]

If someone jerks me off with a puppet it counts as a threesome, right?

read your bible

[marsixm]

thanks!

[mixelation]

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go

[nexeliam]

Sacrifice for human kind

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[magicratfingers]

had anyone made this yet i need it

[mandy-malady]

dunno if it’s been done yet, but here it is done by me. also history buffs plz don’t crucify me over these sound choices apparently knights templar prayers sound exactly like gregorian chants (to me)

[magicratfingers]

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[chipper-smol]

How would you describe a dragon to someone who has never seen a dragon?

[chipper-smol]

"Horse but make it a lizard and give it bat wings and horns"

didnt know how to interpret "make it a lizard" so i wrote lizard and drew an arrow pointing to the horse so people know its a lizard. Also didn't know what bat horns were so I gave it a horned bat nose

"A body like a big cat but completely covered in scales, the head of a crocodile with the horns of an ibex, and the wings of a bat on its back"

On it boss o7, ive mashed all these animals together and threw scales all over it. This the dragon you saw?

"Take a lizard, extend the neck. Add a pair of bat wings to the back. Add horns and sharp teeth."

Seems like we're onto somethin' boss! Though idk how it'd be so fearsome bein such a small thing.

"Big-ass lizard with wings" "big lizard" "Giant lizard" "Big fucking lizard"

don't seem too special?

"Imagine a winged alligator that was 70 feet tall and aware of its existence"

i dont know if this is a dragon but it could definitely be some kind of god

"Dinosaur with wings and horns?"

Dunno which dino you were talkin about so i just picked a random one. Stegosauus :}

"Big snake with legs and horns that can breathe fire"

Ah. Hm.

"A dragon is like a tree, in that it's a made up category for a broadly similar type of mythological creature that has no relationship to other dragons, but you know a dragon when you see one the way you know a tree when you see one."

[ooppo]

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

[ooppo]

I hand drew this on my track pad and you will appreciate it

[sasuke-offical]

followers of mine dont even bother clicking. it is what you think it is. your sharingan never fails

[ooppo]

Shut the hell up Sasuke