their habits, a saunter.

@cranesdelirium

♱ izzy, twenty-four. they/them. ♱ vampires, baldur’s gate 3, metal, and horror. ❝ 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒅, 𝒎𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔. ❞

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#cranesdelirium 𓌹❤︎𓌺 fixate on the frailty.

izzy, father of moths. twenty - four. they ╱ he, nonbinary. audhd &&. bpd. cuntess mircalla karnstein. vampires &&. graveyards. astarion ancunin’s precious little bhaal babe .ᐟ metalcore. horror &&. romance go hand in hand. irl lestat de lioncourt. crows &&. foxes. my wonderland is shattered. witchy woos.

mydemonicas

fifty years apart, but still them.

sillystigmata

And I’ve always said that.

dizzys-not-dead

Tempted to go into the woods and freebleed into the grass. But like without the pain or anything. Ruins the aesthetic.

an-ruraiocht

sometimes it's not your circus and they're not your monkeys but you ARE friends with the clowns. you know?

#except I fear I’m the ringmaster

kuromi-hoemie

not my circus not my—

what? *unrolls paper* why are you giving me a deed to the.. oh, oh no.. fuck.

they're my monkeys now

dioptre-hertz

nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice

neilvana

presidentdragon

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

tyke-dyke

VAGINA!!!!

presidentdragon

neilvana

vincenzonova

Lae'zel jumping immediately to trying to sell Astarion on the black market within the first 15 minutes of the liveshow really knocked me out

#my babies #my shaylas #my babiiiiiiies

pyrrhiccomedy

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.