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@xprettydeathmachine
i dont use this account ever because I've had it for too long and I'm following too many people so I get so overwhelmed so quickly. and also it's not cool. and also I'm embarrassed by the sheer volume of cringe ass interests I've had and posted about before and will continue to have and post about....
if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
i so genuinely wish I was dead it isn't even funny and I should be allowed to say it
Everyone’s art with Jax with a full lock of hair has been so beautiful and then there’s me doing shit like this
Just to clarify this isn’t vent art, I just had an idea
i dont think "goonbait" designs are wrong or immoral i think characters (lady characters) should be allowed to be sexy. but i DO think theres something to be said if all your male characters unremarkable or weird blobs and all ur ladies are boob queens, thats just classic sexism and you should be criticized
Link to the article
We regret to inform you that the sunshine and friendship app is actually a children killing app.
Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"
"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."
"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."
"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."
"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."
hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?
Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.
i made the stupid edm skrunkles in Tomodachi life yaaay
Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.
Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.
Please understand when I ask this I’m not trying to start discourse, I’m someone who used to be very puritan about others online and I’m trying to unlearn it
Would it be different if it was a straight guy with a dyke breaking kink? I get that for the lesbian in that post it’s her business, but what it it was a guy?
If he is not attempting to do this irl, if he is not harassing any lesbians or any women at all, who cares? He could have a fetish for putting babies in blenders and it wouldn't matter if he isn't actually doing anything in real life
And like, to be clear, anyone can feel uncomfortable with this. Discomfort is fine. Nobody is owed a particular emotional response to anything. But ultimately, what is being done here? If you can't really identify a harm being done to another person, what you're getting angry at thoughts harbored by a hypothetical person
Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.
Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.
Mods… change the smell of his parents house.
look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
joel draws skrillex... and sings, drinks corona, and looks cute for 1 minute.
mess with me (remake)
