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orbitingrook

sw4ggywaffle

meant to be

yumravo

Actual art omfg

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cloortle2

they’re my roman empire

m1236914

dailymarvelheroes

get you a man who can do both

nitramaraho

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

crystalitesummerstar

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

buzzfeed

We interviewed her, obviously.

buzzfeed

update:

rainbowselfies

blvckgeezus

Such a developing story.

pastdueeverything

I love this story

athenadcvell

This was a wild ride from start to finish

gambit-of-a-small-rabbit-deacti

I know I say this a lot, But this is one of the best things on this website

nitramaraho

Sophia is currently doing great in college, and I still get about one kid a month in the office who asked if this really happened.

demigoddessqueens

I found it!! The original post!!

urcadelimabean

HAS SHE SEEN SINNERS

madenthusiasms

Preferably when she wasn’t wearing the retainer.

fagcrisis

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

maryoliveoil

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

mysunshine1988

look who it is again :P

zetsubonna

I feel like “addiction” needs to be added to the shelf of things people can’t use anymore because they aren’t using it correctly.

zetsubonna

”Dopamine addiction” you mean “reward seeking”

“AI addiction” you mean “self destructive antisocial behavior enabled by predatory technology”

“Porn addiction” you mean “internalized sexual shame and desensitization”

“Sex addiction” you mean “self destructive promiscuity”

“Addiction” is a clinical fucking disease. These people are not diseased, by and large. Some of them are experiencing/committing maladaptive behaviors and trying to absolve themselves of responsibility for their actions. Some of them are just existing in an evolutionarily explicable way, but our Puritanical/Calvinist society thinks they should be ashamed for ever experiencing pleasure or gratification at all rather than sacrificing every scrap of enjoyment they can claw out of life and suffering all the time because humans are tainted by sin and have to do penance for living.

I’m taking that word away and putting it on the top fucking shelf.

the-haiku-bot

I’m taking that word

away and putting it on

the top fucking shelf.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

pukicho

Tumblr, the monopoly ad keeps stealing my scroll autonomy. Put it down.

hiiiii Skrillex hiiii hiii Skrillex hiiiiiiiii (I drew him fifty times in this exact pose the entire time I was on the train. six hours of skrillex. bonus doodles below)