scum dumpster

25. the season of dope.

[cranktro5000]

Sad boy taken a zoloft. Why the fuck am i?

[pocula-blog]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

reblog in one minute and pokeyboy will give you a kiss while you sleep tonight

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Quartz balls over blue Shattuckite and Calcite crystals - Tantara Mine, Shinkolobwe, Kambove District, Katanga (Shaba), D.R. Congo

[cranktro5000]

I jus smoked a bowl a dope in the parking lot of a grocery store.

[makeherrain-deactivated20181219]

now taking applications for a co-tweaker, be helpful if you had your own lighter and the ability to use it, policy is open for change, apply here

[cranktro5000]

Yeah man I keep a light and usually butane j.i.c.

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[saltrat88]

[esakdeh]

This is you. This is where all your thoughts are kept. Every other part of your body is used to protect and sustain this. 

[zombiecaptain]

I want to cry

[orlofsky]

it’s weirdly comforting to know that all of the meaningless bullshit society judges me on is just a meatsuit made to support the terrifying tentacle beast that is my true form

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

THAT LAST COMMENT. BAM.

[timwhisky]

This makes me uncomfortable

[deathpoolquinn]

this makes me laugh because we’re so worried for our appearance, race, gender and shit and we’re actually the closest thing to a mutant spaghetti 

[what-once-was-mine]

Mutant spagetti

[dontbeanassbutt]

this is our final form

[cranktro5000]

We are the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[motherfucking-legend-blog]

[thisopiatelife]

if i woke up and suddenly was the last person on earth

first i’d hit up the five closest pharmacies

then the three closest hospitals

then the three closest nursing homes

a couple cannabis dispensaries

the evidence room at the police dept

and finally about 150 houses in a nice neighborhood

then the next day i’d wake up and hit up some more of the same places

and that’s my sick “last person on earth” drug fantasy

[cranktro5000]

what I would grab at each place...

Pharmacy-BENZOS OPIATES & LEAN Hospital- NEEDLES & ALL LIQUID NARCOTICS Nursing Home- idk why u would go there The Weed Mans House- we don't have dispensaries Evidence Room- PSYCHEDELICS, COKE, METH & GUNS

[thisopiatelife]

if i woke up and suddenly was the last person on earth

first i’d hit up the five closest pharmacies

then the three closest hospitals

then the three closest nursing homes

a couple cannabis dispensaries

the evidence room at the police dept

and finally about 150 houses in a nice neighborhood

then the next day i’d wake up and hit up some more of the same places

and that’s my sick “last person on earth” drug fantasy

[cranktro5000]

Yup. I've actually thought about this.

[cranktro5000]

So I'm not actually sober. I'm just not doing meth anymore. I've been banging dilaudid, mostly to distract me from meth. It's been 3 days since I last had one. IM FUCKIN DYING, YO! But homeboy who buys 3 a day suddenly can't find any and told me to quit blowing his phone up after texting him twice. Wtf is rly goin on?

[cxvpher-deactivated20150523]

I hope you get to read this letter…

[awwww-cute]

[lookin4gothicc]

[cranktro5000]

Yo homies. I'm back on tumblr still off the ice but still with the nation. I feel like I'm in a good enough frame of mind to not be tempted back into using meth with all your beautiful shardy party pics. So needless to say, theofficialtweakernation, I'm back an better than ever!! Holla at YA boi!!!

[yungchub-deactivated20150405]