as evidence i left there on purpose

neurotic homosexual 21

[crankyknight]

dacey mormont is my asoiaf glup shitto

[stonefemmesiren]

"girl kisser" is out the time of the woman fucker is here

[crankyknight]

cant take the fire and blood book purists seriously because 90% of the "book storylines" are as made up as the marauders fandom

[purpleserpents]

my favorite ongoing bit this season is the comedic timing every time rhaenyra is in the council room yelling mostly to herself and mysaria about all the things she's gonna get done that day and all the decisions she's gonna make by herself in her infinite wisdom as queen to DESTROY the HIGHTOWER TRAITORS and then it immediately cuts to her storming into alicent's chambers to get her piece of daily advice and a peck on the cheek

[crankyknight]

unfortunately the "gay people make extremely strong cocktails" stereotype seems to be true in my case (im kind of just eyeballing the alcohol amount and i have a sneaking suspicion i put more and more every time i make it) and yet my friends are like "pookie if its not specifically YOU who makes my drink i will KILL MYSELF"

[crankyknight]

i really like that they made pretty much every character in dishonored 2 kinda faggy

[dangerous-batdan]

If I were an npc you would press the button to talk with me and I would say "Have you heard about the stealth action game developed by Arkane studios in 2012 named Dishonored? It's a good game" and then you would press the button again and I would say "Have I told you about Dishonored? I love Dishonored" and if you were to press the button a third time I would hit you on the head and knock you out and you would wake up in a basement in front of a screen with the Dishonored home screen waiting for you to start a new game

[cosmic-espero]

[presiding]

the whalers by @min8taur

[uirt-y]

I like this poster design sm!

[crankyknight]

every other month heteros who cant even move past "blue is boy color and pink is girl color" try to comprehend the concept of butches and it never goes well however what it DOES do is subjecting us to obviously bad faith bs "its just a question" delivered in the most condescending tone you've ever heard in your life. "dont cancel me but why do lesbians date women that look like men" yeah bro now that i think about it nobody EVER wondered this and its not something i've heard 5 billion times brought up as some sort of gotcha moment over the course of my life thank you for speaking up in behalf of everyone it really did us all a favour im gonna kill and eat you now okay?

[goldcrescent]

Do you think Cersei would have been less or more insulted it Robert had called out Ned’s name on their wedding night instead of Lyanna’s

[sorcerervaati]

[goldcrescent]

Cersei suddenly realizes she’s being threatened about her relationship with Jaime meanwhile Robert apparently has a crush on a slightly happier version of Stannis and she gets so mad her jaw locks shut. Ned waits a few minutes and thinks her lack of response is contemplation and “honorably” leaves so she can seriously consider his offer to flee (Cersei is 100% killing them both the second everything stops smelling like burnt toast)

[crankyknight]

probably for the first time in my life i got ragebaited by someone's poserish tendencies and its very hard to articulate whats annoying about that without sounding like a miserable bitter asshole

[crankyknight]

after witnessing the reactions to the usa elimination from the world cup i believe america's national sport is actually moving the goal post

[crankyknight]

the most accurate way to divide western and eastern europe is by seeing if they get more upset by assuming they're french or by assuming they're russian

[fairycosmos]

you are just mad because time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me

[crankyknight]

now that its summertime i will make my yearly one drawing and then dip again