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The first caption reads "holding my stomach...cause I just ate a fucking zebra" while the second says "go one woman, mire." What the...I can't...I just...don't know. 

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Match.com sent me a Halloween sign-up discount.

Why are all the "members" white? 

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I don’t see what Stephen Colbert has to do with people hiding behind sunglasses in online dating profile pics.

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Strangers are so kind!

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I lose a little more faith in humanity every time I read a profile description that says something along the lines of:

"How do you summarize who you are as a person?"

"How do you describe yourself in one little box?"

"I hate talking about myself."

"Where do I start..."

"I'm not very good at these things but..."

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Dual purpose tissues.

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I love this Tumblr. Hilarious.

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Life As An OkCupid Moderator

"Christopher Cantwell never asked to become a moderator of online dating site OkCupid. The site tapped him, without warning, and now hes privy to private conversations, lovers tiffs, and the sometimes dark, often inane, unseen side of the online dating world."

I don't agree with many of things this moderator says. I flag pictures for deletion all the time.

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Another one for the books.

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Tantalizing. There were more outrageous excerpts from this particular profile but I thought you'd all appreciate this insight the most.

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Well, that's one way to go about it...

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I'm sorry...? Can I clarify that this was our the first interaction we've ever had?

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Just what I was looking for: a "cereal entrepreneur" who's a "genatelmen"!

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And boys love being bastards.

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Tinder Word Play

Love me Tinder

Looking for Tinder-ella

Try a little Tinder-ness

Shiver Me Tinder

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Men's Online Dating Profile Pics

I don't care if the woman in the picture with you is A) your sister, B) your friend, or C) a celebrity like Taylor Swift (I've seen it). 

Rule: No pictures with other women in your dating profile. Complete turnoff. 

It just makes me wonder...do you think it boosts your masculinity? Is it a need to prove that that you hang out with really attractive women? Is it like a dating credential?! 

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Today a guy 14 years my senior messaged me and asked if I'm interested in having a sugar daddy.

Riiiight...

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OkCupid | cliches

"Bonus points if your username is of the form: youname-ski, yourname-raptor, yourname-saurus, or yourname-rex."