crappy stand ideas

I post the crappy stand ideas you or I come up with. He/It, 21

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Stand that can produce any poison but only in amounts less than the lethal dose for the target. Enough that they're going to suffer but like. Not die.

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Stand that let's the user become immune to attack but only by eating their enemy's left shoe. Their death comes when they have to fight a barefoot guy.

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Stand that can teleport the user but not itself

edit: every time the stand teleports the user it has to walk there.

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Stand that let's the user steal the identity of anyone they meet but only if they are shorter than them

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Stand that makes everything you say come out as Deez Nuts style jokes

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stand that will never shut up about their holiday to vermont

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Stand that allows the user to break the laws of physics but only because they're now running on a Bethesda engine and has a chance of clipping through the ground when fighting or suddenly dying of fall damage when they literally just took a step down a sharp hill.

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Stand that makes every door you close slam no matter how gently you close it.

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stand that makes your socks cold and wet while you are wearing them

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stand that's just an irl block button. they still exist but you cant see them and they cant see you.

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Stand that ejects live angry bees from its eyes.

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Megalovania - it's sans. your stand is sans. this is what happens when you type too fast. he will not fight (unless he absolutely has to) and will drink all your ketchup.

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Tainted Love - Causes divorces

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Zerox - Stand which can create copies of its user to continue fighting even after the original has died. There is a limit to how many can exist at a time. (So that this isn't OP.) Copies get fewer memories belonging to the original user the more is made. (Is it even the same person anymore?)

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Pyrite Girl - Liquid "pyrite" applied to injuries that can effectively bind together injuries but leaves the area numb and the "pyrite" is visible to non-stand users.