Crash Man!

Hi, I'm DWN-013, designation Crash Man! I got a Tumblr so that I could connect with my brothers more, but I'm actually meeting so many new people, I can't say it's just strictly for that! Um, I guess if I'm going to keep on describing myself, my hobbies are um... and uh... yeah... oh no I'm boring D: |||This blog is part of All My Robots!!||| >>>!!!

[womba-conbuh]

I feel your pain, Crash.

Only you were my tangled Christmas lights :(((

[crashman]

Hey Crash, since you're my coolest brother I bet you missed me a whole lot and totally have the coolest gifts for me. :D

You bet I am and you bet I did and you bet I do! >>> 

I got you some…. drumroll, please…. cause I know you’re going to be really shocked and excited… no way you could have predicted this surprise gift of mine…. Iiiiiit’s-

<<<< Crash bombs! >>>> Are you surprised?

Woo! Big ones, little ones… come grab a boxload :D

[dwn015]

…You’re really gonna give me a load of your bombs??

[crashman]

You bet! As much as you can carry! Come and get some, I’m just in my room :>>>>

[crashman]

Hey Crash, since you're my coolest brother I bet you missed me a whole lot and totally have the coolest gifts for me. :D

You bet I am and you bet I did and you bet I do! >>> 

I got you some.... drumroll, please.... cause I know you’re going to be really shocked and excited... no way you could have predicted this surprise gift of mine.... Iiiiiit’s-

<<<< Crash bombs! >>>> Are you surprised?

Woo! Big ones, little ones... come grab a boxload :D

[crashman]

#todayinhistory #neverforget 

[crashman]

I thought maybe... some of the rest of you might like this....

[nitroman]

The star has arrived

[nitroman]

Drinking a mouthful of punch, Nitro had to quickly lean bend to keep from dribbling it all down his front, his taste sensors assaulted by the overwhelming taste of alcohol. HOW?! HOWWW?? HE’D BEEN WATCHING THE PUNCHBOWL SINCE HE’D GOTTEN THERE!! Ooh, those DWNs were so sneaky… they managed to do this EVERY YEAR!

Wiping at his mouth with the back of his hand, Nitro decided to hold onto his cup of punch anyway rather than just dumping it back in, though he eyed the drink suspiciously before turning on his heel and catching the glare from his partner near instantly.

"Crash!" He exclaimed happily, glad to see him despite being given that look. “Your boots didn’t make it!” He added, almost sounding disappointed, but mostly sounding surprised as he made his way over to the taller robot, positively beaming.

[crashman]

"HMF!" was the only reply Nitro got from Crash, who turned his nose up at the stuntbot. "I want people to remember me for ME, not my clothing!" he insisted sulkily, attempting to cross his arms and failing miserably. They just didn't seem to bend right, or even very predictably. 

He snuck a peek at Nitro. 

He looked good. He looked really good. Was that new hair? 

[nitroman]

The star has arrived

Among one of the first party-goers to arrive was Nitro Man, who was dressed rather sharply in a visibly expensive grey suit, even though the star had opted to go tie-less. His hair was looking longer (and softer!) than usual for the event, and was tied back loosely and elegantly at the nape of his neck rather than being pulled back as high-up and tight as he could possibly make it.

He was unsurprised that his ‘date’ hadn’t arrived yet, with only the party’s host, some green looking robot, a be-caped train-themed robot master and a few others that were just showing up in view. Being punctual had hardly ever been one of Crash’s strong points, but it was to be expected. Dressing himself wasn’t one of his strong suits either.

"Wow," Nitro breathed in awe. "This looks great!" He complimented to nobody in particular, looking around at the large expanse of meticulously landscaped greenery and copious amounts of beautifully arranged decorations. Impressive was certainly an understatement. After a moment more of admiring everything it in it’s glory before the masses would arrive, Nitro blindly fumbled around his jacket front for something in one of his pockets. Slooowly, very slowly he removed a pair of fingerless leather bike gloves, and pulled them on. He certainly wouldn’t have gotten IN wearing them, but the coast was clear now.

Now to get some of that punch before anyone did anything weird to it!

[crashman]

It doesn't even matter if I'm late. Crash rationalised to himself grumpily, still mad at Nitro if he'd completely forgotten why by now. He was pretty sure it was because he hadn't seen him in forever, and if it wasn't that, that was what the problem was now. 

Crash spotted him finally, over there at the punchbowl. Pouring himself a cup. In gloves. That jerk!

He was late because he couldn't dress himself, and even Quick had struggled with it. Not willing to spend another prom as an amputee, he'd had Flash make him some hands! They were barely functional and one was frozen in a "holding cup" position so he could moisten himself at the event, but it was much better than nothing. 

Crash'd forgone his traditional prom fare for a completely different suit he had one of his brothers snag him, and was looking pretty good, even if it was strange to see him not in his cream suit and boots. He continued to glare at Nitro from across the prom.

[nitroman]

Have you found a date for the prom? If not, do you have anyone in mind?

HE’S STILL MAD AT ME

[crashman]

YOU'RE GOING MAKER DAMN YOU

[hyprbomb-blog]

:c are you still mad at me?

… Mebby…

[crashman]

Well… I was thinking…. maybe we can “work something out” at prom? Maybe? If you like?

[hyprbomb-blog]

… Hnnngg..

… Nnuh…  I don’ think so, Crash..

[crashman]

Oh. Okay. 

[hyprbomb-blog]

:c are you still mad at me?

… Mebby…

[crashman]

Well... I was thinking.... maybe we can "work something out" at prom? Maybe? If you like?

[crashman]

Er.. Hello, Crash.. Ahem, do you and Nitro have plans to attend the party together?... Can I expect to run into him there? *Taur shyly twirls his hair with his fingers. What a startruck dope, not even asking Nitro himself.*

*Crash couldn't deny that the fact his boyfriend had fans made him feel special by association.*

We're going together, if he knows what's good for him!

But you know Nitro, he wouldn't pass up an event like this, even if he had to get his bike fitted for a tux. If you catch him early in the night, you might even get a dance, just saying.

[crashman]

AN OOC REMINDER:

If you don't ask questions on TMI Tuesday, you won't GET questions. It does no good for us to all sit around waiting for questions to roll in.

[magnet-man-blog]

Oh, there’s another ‘robot prom’. I had missed last years. Tell me, does anyone know what the publicity and security will be like? I had just gotten away from a bit of trouble and I’m wondering if I should even go?

[crashman]

It looks like it’s for robots by robots this year, cousin, the DLNs cancelled on us. 

[magnet-man-blog]

what about the DCNs?

[crashman]

Let me check.

Yup, DCNs are still robots. 

[magnet-man-blog]

Oh, there’s another ‘robot prom’. I had missed last years. Tell me, does anyone know what the publicity and security will be like? I had just gotten away from a bit of trouble and I’m wondering if I should even go?

[crashman]

It looks like it's for robots by robots this year, cousin, the DLNs cancelled on us. 

[crashman]

> Sooo, it's that time of year again. Too mad at me to be my Prom date?

Crash didn't remember quite why he'd been mad at Nitro, but that was no reason to not play along. 

>Depends.

>How're you going to make it up to me? Seeing me once a year for prom isn't cutting it.

[crashman]

>To think the doctor made our later lines so weak. We take what we can. Say what you will about our loss, but we still have much to reclaim and protect. We must stay in large numbers but I suspect the other lines are beginning to break away. Your thoughts?

>To be honest?

>I’m hoping Elec has a plan to unite them. 

>Either he unites us all or we take the time to divide and conquer.

[airofsuperiority]

>Agreed.

>Say, you didn’t really believe I would resent him. Did you? We all want the same thing. I never agreed to be a leader. Frankly, I hate dealing with people.

>Having one of the strongest and oldest robots on our side is major game changer. Well done.

[crashman]

>I had my concerns...

>After everything Metal's been through, I hate to say this, he just doesn't seem interested in this stuff any more. I'm just glad he's online. Maybe someday he'll rule the roost again but we needed someone sooner than "someday".

>So I outsourced some help until our leader could come out of retirement, if he ever does.

[crashman]

>To think the doctor made our later lines so weak. We take what we can. Say what you will about our loss, but we still have much to reclaim and protect. We must stay in large numbers but I suspect the other lines are beginning to break away. Your thoughts?

>To be honest?

>I'm hoping Elec has a plan to unite them. 

>Either he unites us all or we take the time to divide and conquer.