[guerrillatech]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“I admire people who choose to smile after all the things they’ve been through.”

— Unknown

[corazon-electrico]

Créditos al autor.

[teefromtx]

[theycantalk]

contingency

[uhggleighrose]

[naughtbutstars]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

[doc-coyote]

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

[peopledontalwayssuck]

It was a simpler time

[umpireofpopculture]

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before

[spectralsuggestions]

i like the concept of soulmates—not a “you’re destined to meet me, and love me” kind of soulmate, but a “i’d pick you, every time.” kind of soulmate. a “no matter what happens, and what has happened, i want to go through it with you.” kind of soulmate. a “i love you by choice, and you’re a blessing, and i’m going to continue thinking about you this way not because i have to but because i want to.” kind of soulmate. a “you help me rest easy when everything is difficult” kind of soulmate. a “in every possible outcome, i want you there, to share it with me.” kind of soulmate.

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[silentiumlitwicks]

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

[the-silent-screamer]

Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃

[bemusedlybespectacled]

WHAT

[metamorphesque]

— Franz Kafka, The Castle | The Lovers of Valdaro

[alaraxia]

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

East coast people pass Midwest people in a store and the Midwest people will strike up a conversation and the east coast people will get all creeped out cuz of how the weird strangers are trying to ask them questions when they're just minding their own business

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I'm east coast people

[mrp3nguln2]

Im midwest people

Hows that local weather been treating you, huh? Hoo boy, ive sure been experiencing local circumstances

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*crouches to a defensive stance in the middle of fucking costco*

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[kristmaskiller]

This is southeast coaster erasure. We will be trapped in conversation until one of us dies.

[obstinatecurator]

Midwesterner: Mornin neighbor

East coaster, immediately regressing into a Nathaniel Hawthorne character: Father warned me there were devils outside the Township

[100493503004422]

me [coming to terms with a truth about myself]: hm..................................................... unfortunate

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

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[placesandpalaces]

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[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[funnytwittertweets]