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my gender is lesbian (28 they/them)

[scoobydoomed]

boring dot com forward slash bullshit

[noshowjones]

[midwestreimu]

[charl0ttan]

[playwrongs]

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

[shamebats]

[dogpuppy]

[outkast-suggestion-blog]

hey ya

[devilishdescent]

[so horny my penis is whistling like a tea kettle] what? i cant hear you over my penis

[vexx-the-egg]

[faggotfungus]

[femmenietzsche]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

[subaru-copilot]

[sofuton]

[m-eltdown]

can i have a sip of your cigarette

[combustion-man]

Love it when tumblr works for once

[galaxywarp]

[anxeious]