(mph) moths per household

Hi, my name is Alayna. [she/her] --------im just an ugly nerd who likes to laugh at stupid shit-------- warning: this blog contains spoilers for video games occasionally and i dont like to tag bc im cursed to only using tumblr mobile for the rest of eternity

[babyanimalgifs]

rain doggo 

(via)

[lumera-island]

𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓈𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝓈!

[egberts]

[coolkarmact]

You, an idiot: Plays Resident Evil 4 for its horror and action

Me, an intellectual:

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[imperatoralicia]

Unbeknownst to my island residents, I have started a game. 

The first resident on my island who dons the Nasty shirt wins! 

I decided that the prize would be the nastiest thing I could find in my storage, which ended up being some finely aged dino leavings. The winner will also have the honor of being crowned #1 Nasty! 

LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

[imperatoralicia]

WE HAVE A WINNER! 

TOM, CONGRATULATIONS! 

#1 NASTY! 

[localtiktoks]

[maxofs2d]

[teaboot]

Rival sorcerers

[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

[fallingtowers]

oh no!!!

[fallingtowers]

my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!

[fallingtowers]

and prom is TOMORROW!!!

[sugarsweetlemons-deactivated202]

rock that shit babe!!!!

[pacificrim-archive]

[aptronyms]

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

what if you handed a gorilla a cup of coffee and he just started sippin

[levourdalak]

I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, “If I dids it, I dids it. If I didsn’t, I didsn’t.” There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.

[nifeandaccurate]

happy to report i’m back on my bullshit

and a rare variant

[levourdalak]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM

[nifeandaccurate]

>:3€

[levourdalak]

THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE MEME FROM MY DREAM

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[gowns]

[allsadnshit]

I can’t stop thinking about this since I first saw it

[gaycism]

what it's like to play animal crossing