[goldicrocs-deactivated20151109]

can i stay at your place? no hobo

[ambulanceinertia]

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

[quoms-190514]

[bumbarbie-deactivated20160422]

if u wit ur girl

and she put her phone down like this:

u mostly likely a side nigga stay woke

[lucidnee]

Can y’all stop giving away secrets

[steferine-blog]

what do you mean we’re not friends we’ve talked once

[imnotthatinnocent]

[femalesbelike-blog]

calling me ugly isn’t even an insult because i know already

[sodamnrelatable]

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

[liloury-deactivated20180113]

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

[transtarks]

So i have this giant pencil right

I think we all know where this is going.

[transtarks]

the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

[lovetoflyanditshows-deactivated]

Famous Viners?

[numberonemetsfan]

can i get some water with a few pieces of colder water in it

[greglestrade]

Do you ever see a post and just think ‘Right that’s it, buddy. You’re gone.’

[suspend]

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

[stabs]

if you borrow my book and ruin it, i’ll ruin your face

[dinogore-blog]

when ur parents go out food shopping

[shewillfeatdrake]

that feeling you get when you’re angry

[shewillfeatdrake]

anger

[greetings-deactivated2015-01-23]

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable