ayy lmao

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[firekill1015]

i don’t really give a shit about this tumblr being removed from the app store thing but above all i am really glad this is happening now and not in 2011 so i don’t have to scroll past some “PSA: TUMBLR HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE!” “oh HELL NO!!! Dr who fandom grab your tardises!!!” “*50 gif reaction images of the supernatural guy looking pissed off” type of shit

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

[killowave]

[vioislit]

jesus :(

DRUGS

jesus :)

[motheatenscarf]

You gotta party while you can before he gets back, we get ONE day out of the entire year where Jesus is gone and this year it’s a miracle it’s on 4/20

[kahtiihma]

as if jesus didn’t immediately get handed a joint when he showed up on easter sunday

[jinxviolets]

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

[tambuli]

girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level

[awriterpretendingtowrite]

girl help I’m having creation ideas above my free time level

[asta-lily-deactivated20220630]

[ruinedchildhood]

Full Video: Mobbed by Raccoons

[stability]

[real-retail-stories]

[thoodleoo]

may you always be filled with bread

this may be the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

[nadinelovesdinosaurs]

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said...

and you may or may not have realized that those were…

[lizthefangirl]

they don’t make em like this anymore

[floambones]

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

[saint--claire]

exCUSE ME.  DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF A WOMAN WHO’S CONCERNED ABOUT BEING TOO OLD TO BE THE DANCING QUEEN??

Fuck your age, put on your high heeled boots and a pair of overalls and do Meryl Streep proud.

You are the dancing queen.

[kyraneko]

Hot take: Seventeen is the age at which you get crowned the Dancing Queen.

Being older than that isn’t years away from being the Dancing Queen, it’s how many years your reign has lasted.

[vialhazard]

[recommend]

Proof That Baby Showers Are the Literal Worst (x)

[broriarty]

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

[wigglyistough]

[ruinedchildhood]

Drive Through