Wishes are false. Hope is true. Hope makes its own magic

Dani, Portland. All of the things that contribute to my slow mental breakdown, with a dash of bitter sarcasm.

[koko2unite]

queer people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

[thememedaddy]

Me_irl

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[bigfoot-is-real-yo]

Yet you participate in society, curious

[spaceboytoy]

Megayachts are not an inherent part of society you stupid cunt

[truintent444]

[issasideblogbruh]

THIS.

[jabberwockypie]

I reblogged this a few hours ago, but I will reblog it again, because I just feel this SO STRONGLY.

[exitwound]

[g1asseyes]

Second half is even better

[yukika-moved-deactivated2022010]

words cannot describe how little cryptocurrency means to me. i'd rather learn about the history of a mechanical pencil.

[mashkara45]

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

This would be great for a children’s hospital

[ragsy]

[src]

[imboredandneedalife]

This. This is why i love this hellsite. Where else would you see bloodied walls and call it color theory.

[lizzietheshortie]

[catchymemes]

MildlyInteresting dump

The corrosion on this water tap looks like a map

This spectrum of eggs from my mom’s chickens.

The chain of Starburst wrappers I’ve been building for three years

My friend’s smoked cauliflower looks like an explosion.

I took a photograph at the exact same time this photographer took hers - and caught her flash lightning the scene.

Fan looks like it’s missing a blade

My friend’s cat was recently put down, and the vet gave him this paw print of his cat that is full of flower seeds to be planted

This half dollar cut out by hand

The apple’s skin I cut looks like from a low-poly game

My friends bathroom is also the entrance to his basement

These horses have tail lights

This airport has free arcade games to help pass the time

My roommate painted ornaments of everyone in our house.

Photo I took of a lake through the lense of binoculars looks like a planet.

The snow/ice in this pic looks like the ocean

This can of paint looks like a cat.

This tiny plant growing in my car window

The pole in this picture makes it look like two different pictures.

The way this dead cactus decomposed, leaving only the spines behind

My mom found a baby owl on the porch behind the firewood

This moss covered boot found in the woods.

My school’s library has noise-level guides that change colour when it gets too loud

The way this snow stayed in place when the trunk was opened/closed

[dicketysplit]

is no one gonna talk about the fan or

[thornsilver]

Yes, someone please explain the fucking fan.

[shinyhappygoth]

The color and lighting of the one blade just match the ceiling at that angle. (I can just barely see it if I look really closely.)

[g1sunstreaker]

this is really long but I’m in love with the zesty energy and fascination for life this fills me with

[dalniente]

that’s a fully-grown northern saw-whet owl, they’re very small and cute!

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[sixpenceee]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you kiss a girl during anal,you’re just using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.

[cinemagal]

Rachel Weisz & Brendan Fraser | The Mummy (1999) “Evelyn and Rick are basically Indiana Jones split down the middle — she’s the brains, he’s the brawn.” - Rachel Weisz

[cactusqueensouthwestscene]

Mummy Forever!!

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]

[inafightwithgod]

fanart

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]

hey op here this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bisforbutch]

The older you are the funnier this is

[sandmandaddy69]

[unclefather]

i don’t see why a “hung jury” would be a bad thing? we love big dicks

[telltaletypist]

[saywhat-politics]