Welcome to my mind, sit and have a drink.

Hi my name is Amber. I make jewelry and hair accessories. I like food, drinks, art and old man hippie music! :D

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

Shell, Wood, and Glass Beaded Necklace

(jewelry by me)

http://etsy.me/SUC1zq

$8.50 until tomorrow only!

[jhnlvs]

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

@natcat485 This is you!

[stillsickasfrick-deactivated201]

do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.

trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

Or they are just sunburned...no joke the last time I did this I just had an embarrassingly horrible sunburn and didn't want to get made fun of at work!

[stylinglikeitsthe90s]

[tubofgoodthings]

yeah, I can tell

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

Dude! The 90s were the last awesome decade! Do not make fun of the 90s they were AMAZING! And I am lucky enough to remember all of it!

[darkpathos]

"You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain." 

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry! i am both amused and terrified! :S

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

person: how long does it take to get there?

me: 3 songs

Or about half a Floyd song... :P

[queendax]

↪ Star Trek: The Next Generation + Favorite Episodes: 3x13 - Deja Q

"As I learn more and more what it is to be human, I am more and more convinced that I would never make a good one."

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

lol Q and Data being "human"

[averagefairy]

i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

wtf...I'm almost 31, my parents are in their upper 50s, and my grandpa is 86...We all use computers, and in fact my dad was even friends with some of my online friends for awhile but not sure if he is anymore. People who don't know how to use the internet are just dumb, nothing to do with age.

[ingramjinkins]

of course i want kids. what? children? no no you misunderstand. i mean baby goats. why the hell would i want baby human beings? thats gross.

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

Or baby cats...yeah

[carrotssss]

[sjeufhwuw82]

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

[thehauntedmansion2003]

#these shoes are 300 FUCKING DOLLARS#LET’S GET ‘EM

[stopwithoutafarmhousenear]

God I loved the internet in that time.

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

I think you have too many shoes. Shut up!

[bishopbriggss-deactivated201612]

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

[classicgansey]

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

I hate when guys smell like anything unnatural actually...i mean i don't even like air fresher...other than like incense

[colgatebluemintygel]

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

[zodiacsociety]

How To Seduce Each Zodiac Sign

If Each Zodiac Sign Was a Drug

Zodiac Signs Being Drunk

Zodiac Signs In The Bedroom

Zodiac Signs When Angry

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

Well that could explain why i don't take friends back once they stop talking to me 6 months or more!

[okadas-deactivated20140626]

[d0gbl0g]

none shall pass

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

Much tired

Doge Sleepy

Wow

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

Steampunk Clock and Gears Charm Bracelet

(jewelry by me)

http://etsy.me/TlQojK

[one-of-my-turns]

[crazyambiediamond-blog]

Skull and Flower Beaded Bracelet

(Jewelry by me)

http://etsy.me/1m24jGV