affirmations when opening a stuck jar:
I am stronger than the jar
I know what left and right are
smashing the jar will make a mess
I have strong and dextrous hands
I have opened jars before and I will open jars again
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Not today Justin

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affirmations when opening a stuck jar:
I am stronger than the jar
I know what left and right are
smashing the jar will make a mess
I have strong and dextrous hands
I have opened jars before and I will open jars again
I'll give you my best shot
#got it out of my system & now I'm normal again. It had to be done friends
Song is 'Soap' by the Oh Hellos! which is my favourite song ever, y'all better smile looking at it!
+ challenge! There's actually three 'blip A's! Find
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neil’s last words before agent towns snaps and actually slimes him out
physical attraction he says. experiment he says. faint inconvenience he says.
Riko always wore a very specific cologne that wasn't strong, but was distinct. Kevin had an unconscious reaction to it, so once, when Nicky happened to try the same cologne while shopping, Kevin stuck by his side all day, not leaving him for a second and staying exceptionally quiet. He showed Nicky everything he ate and kept brushing against his shoulder intentionally. Before every move, every word, every action, he always glanced at Nicky as if seeking permission. And when Nicky raised his hand to hug him, Kevin didn't flinch, but stood very still, ready for the blow.
It stopped after Nicky showered, and they all chose to ignore it. Until Andrew first met Riko, and the familiar scent triggered a strange memory.
Wow Andrew helping Neil shower and gently washing his hair. The most intimate romantic shit I’ve ever read. Oh wait he’s getting on his knees.. That’s intimate too I suppose
the clue!
Jean discovers Neil's scrapbook about Kevin. He looks through the pages of photos and analyses, clearly upset. When Neil catches Jean with his scrapbook, he doesn't even have the decency to look embarrassed.
"Oh, well… I also have one of Andrew, you know?" Neil excuses himself.
Jean tries to follow Neil's thought process. He can't. Not even in his worst moments, in the throes of his teenage crush on Kevin, would he have ever considered doing something so crazy.
Knowing Neil's schizoid, psychopathic behavior, Kevin and Andrew should perhaps be worried.
Then Neil pulls out another scrapbook.
Jean pinches the bridge of his nose.
"I don't want to see Andrew's damn scrapbook, Neil. You're sick."
"Don't talk nonsense. Why would I show you Andrew's scrapbook?" Neil asks indignantly.
He hands his the new scrapbook with that smile of a killer locked up in a mental institution.
"This is your scrapbook."
Jean tries to keep his voice steady as he says,
"...If you come any closer, I'll scream."
Love how Andrew who doesn't let anyone other than Renee or Nicky drive his car let Neil drive that car without knowing if he has a license like bro was putting his full trust in the fact that his heart wouldn't betray him by thirsting for someone who can't drive I'm crying
the only person Jean didn’t have to teach french was Neil — his misplaced forever partner already spoke french on his own
I bet that felt like a sick twist of fate right in his gut
Ponyo (2008)
I want to squish them until they explode
its all about the jaws and the paws
i said the jaws!
and the paws!
and just a little bit of style
pro player neil josten who is known for his stamina worldwide because wtf he can play full games without slowing down for a second?? he gets thrown and punched and he still can jump, running circles around backliners all the same. the sport community is shocked. when he and andrew come out as a couple, the tag praying for andrew minyard was trending for months
andrew is kind of offended, he doesn't care about peoples opinions but he can tire josten out very easily like c'mon they should've known better
Romance option?? (no)
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