darlingflower

she/her .•.•. fandom enthusiast

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Neil hadn’t been kissed in four years

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(stole text from a pynch post)

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bleach-blond hair turns kind of green from swimming in chlorine water and i need the jerejean fanfic writers to be aware of this fact

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the first 3 aftg books have really simple character design when you realise it’s pretty much always shorter = scarier

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elaborating on this i’d like to propose supporting evidence: out of all the foxes Matt 6’5 is the tallest… the shortest of course being Andrew 5’0

out of the Monsters: Kevin is the tallest member •_•

you might argue that by that logic Aaron would be worse than Neil: to that I say touché, but also:

“Aaron was faster”

- The Raven King

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the first 3 aftg books have really simple character design when you realise it’s pretty much always shorter = scarier

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pro-player healed neil is a cat person but he volunteers for the local shelter and he takes out the hyperactive shelter dogs out on his runs with him so they have someone to burn off energy with

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Pro runner Neil buying a new pair of "high quality runner shoes" by a brand a pro exy player, Andrew Minyard, was sponsored by. His ads look ridiculous, but Neil still gives them a try.

The shoes are useless - poor quality and quite uncomfortable. He lets Minyard know this in his twitter comments under one such ad. The fans of both sports go crazy when Andrew, who is notorious for never responding on twitter and only posting his mandatory posts and a few pictures of his cats, responds to Neil with "tried your protein ice cream. It was abysmal. An insult to ice cream. My Italian nonna is rolling in her grave. You have no ground to stand on."

Despite his PR's warnings, Neil responds to that with a succinct "I don't like ice cream. No idea what it tastes like." Andrew replies with "and I don't run." Both PR teams are in shambles.

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need this on my page rn i say as i repost

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How many missing persons cases did he close that day?

Neil has been living as 22 separate people, forming entire identities and dropping them just like that, disappearing like wind

By all accounts from his own POV the way he was with the foxes at first was exacly how he was with everyone - trying to mind his business, to be unnoticeable and not to make connections - and yet they were ready to fight for him long before he admitted to himself they were his friends

do you think he’d know? do you really think he’d realise?

do we think he knew how much his presence affected people around him? that even his high school coach would have reported it if he’d disappeared without a clue?

when he finally came clean to the FBI, he didn’t just map out his father criminal activity, but every alias he’s ever had. how many missing persons cases did he close unknowingly?

people care about neil josten. in this essay i will…

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The Mugshot Wall of Shame

i present the idea of someone putting up a mugshot wall in the foxes stadium

it all only started bc one night the entire lineup got arrested from one (1) bar fight and then some members just started accumulating more from years past

the twins mugshots are hanging up separately so new players can play a foxhole special game; it’s just like two truths and lie, accept it’s two Andrews and an Aaron

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sometimes i think about how neil probably went days without speaking to another human being before becoming a guy who literally couldn't keep his mouth shut if his life depended on it in contrast to an andrew who literally couldn't shut up bcus of the meds before returning to his normal state of 'i speak to 3 people and one of them is my therapist' and its just like wow. andreil.

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Andrew is lowkey (almost) a better liar than Neil bc he had everyone convinced he couldn’t care less.

like, he gives so many fucks,

he cares so much, about everything and everyone, and it’s plain as day when you notice his actions, and yet he had everyone (even some readers) convinced he’s winning the DGAF olympics on aura alone

I see you Andrew Minyard fake DGAF-er

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famous exy player andrew minyard taking a picture of every awful horrible sugar-and-carb-filled meal he ever eats and posting it on his instagram story with kevin day tagged just to torture him

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will be having this as a headcanon forever now

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neil doodle i spent too long on

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The Extraordinary Kevin Day

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close up

he’s dissatisfied with his idiot teammates aka his natural state 🥰

(re-upload)

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The Extraordinary Kevin Day