- all sexy, all the time-

Last night, you were unhinged. You were like some desperate howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.

[mockwa]

[oblivious-thinking]

[74mkf]

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

[strongbowdarkfruit]

someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me

[xxpissdrinkerxx]

[qrs-tuvv-deactivated20201130]

I finally figured out what my aesthetic is, the colorful and whimsical, but eerie loneliness that I Spy books portray 

[midi-wizard]

I Spy books did feel lonely, what the fuck.

[ausgoth]

no words

[damianmcgintleman]

why the fuck do people always remind you that taco bell isn’t real mexican food like do you not think that i know that like do you think i go to taco bell because i think the 16 year old white guy behind the window just made me authentic mexican cuisine two minutes before i pulled to the second window no do you know why i go to taco bell it’s because it’s 1:30am and my life is terrible so i order a coke and five dorito loco tacos and shove them down my face in the parking lot

[ilstack]

Should be commissioned as an ad for Taco Bell

[broadstreets]

[sodafloat-archive-deactivated20]

[labias]

[katanadude1337]

*stirs coffee with a lit cigarette and then drops it in* have you ever heard of the smiths

[jockxgoth]

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me: *has A Single Emotion*

me: 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍹🍷🍷🍷🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍹🍻🍻🍻🍺🍺🍺🍺🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸🍸

[nickelbackthatassup]

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

[mirnah]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[evanspetres-deactivated20201015]