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@corpse-mechanic
I am Corpse Mechanic, you can call me Corpse/Mechanic/C. Mech/Mech whatever combination suits your fancy. He/Gear pronouns.
I only have four loves
Robots/machines
Odd/strange creatures
Writing
Art (art tag is #c. mech is doing art spooky)
!! I have an art blog now, @corpse-mechanic-shop !!
(Pfp & banner are my own art)
I believe that’s all that is needed to be said.
you guys really liked that lineart preview so i figured id drop the first 4 pages. this is a wip comic of some lesbian robots comparing heat sinks and is shaping up to be eightish pages tops, will be done within the next 2 weeks or so!
@corpse-mechanic
@corpse-mechanic
@corpse-mechanic @legreject
I wish I could gently remove my sinus system and gently wash it like a small kitten that was found in an alleyway
I wish I could delicately separate each piece of myself (by organic systems, like the nervous system, sinus system, bones, skin, ect), put each of them into their own pile, and individually and methodically clean them all one by one, taking my time, just enjoying the process and labor of it, so that once each piece is assembled again, I feel so clean and purified that I. Idk actually. I just think it would help
Refurbishing: Human Body Edition
First tag game I’ve ever made so hopefully I do this correctly lol
What’s the first horror movie you remember watching? (If you can’t remember then you can just put down your favorite comfort/underrated movie)
NPT’s!: @reactive-music16 @cheezbot @kamerobogal @kodicrome-212 @justherefromboredom @muschiettistrashmouth @lilydragon0 @scape-goatee @bjfinn @mooys1 @ivaneedssleep @bearbait-adventures @enfysdraconus @dotty-literati @inmemoriame @honest-moth-of-silver-grove @its-okay-youre-adorable @bumblebee-chimera @ralpockenlite @thedanubeisntblue @silliestofsilliestoeversilly @velkynkarma and anyone else who sees this is more than welcome to join :D
Oooo Thankies for the tag! :3✨
My first fav horror film is Jaws! 🦈
Second fav horror film is Nightmare on Elm Street
Alrighties now for the sharing to begin :3
Anyone whom sees this and read this can partake in the tag game as well! :3
No pressure :3
@moth-lover-not-mother @saturnmortis @velociraptoraddict @iwannaban0nym0us @lamppostomens @imthatqueerkid @a-kit-that-is-not-a-kat @gameofthecube
Thank you :3
The first horror movie I've seen is Iron Lung (I don't watch many movies 💔)
@leo--png @corpse-mechanic and anyone else who wants to!
First horror movie was Happy Deathday (followed immediately by its sequel)
@voxsyn or anyone tbh
I was explaining the numb white scars on my right index finger, and someone asked "but why would you put your finger against the blade of a hand mixer" and the entire chat repeated "intrusive thoughts" and "call of the void" immediately and almost in synch. And people started talking about how they've injured themselves that way, and a few people said they learned a genuine lesson.
yikes. I've almost never had that with anything -- but I have felt the siren call of the Hobart Dough Hook
This is an industrial stand mixer (often it has a grating attachment to that round top port sticking out like a pipe end on the top left of the pic) and Hobart is a very popular brand for these machines, which are often nearly as tall as a person
the thing hanging from the mixing arm into the bowl part is a dough hook
it looks like this and spins around mixing the dough
Here is a smaller one, but you can see what it looks like when it goes
So one of my first kitchens, everyone who got shown how to use the enormous 5ft tall Hobart we had, they got some variation of this speech:
"DO NOT reach into the mixer while it's on. I know, you think that now, but you're going to get comfortable around it, it's going to seem like it's moving slow, and you're going to feel like reaching in there to check the dough or something without turning it off. DON'T. DO THAT. One guy a couple years ago went to the hospital with every bone in his arm broken and a dislocated shoulder and it was from reaching into this exact machine we're using today. You're going to feel like you can reach in real quick without stopping the machine, and I'm telling you, turn it off first."
I got that speech too, and sure enough, there came a day when I felt the urge. Which i resisted. But then. Then there started to be reasons to reach in there.
Like maybe the person using the grating attachment hadn't cleaned the port good enough and a couple of strips of grated carrot fell onto the dough, where it would stay sort of oscillating on the top of the dough ball for a little bit before getting sucked down to be kneaded deep into the dough. It's a single button to stop the machine, but, for some reason it just seems like such a hassle, and you've always wanted to do it, c'mon, look how slow it's moving...
So i did. And it was fine! Altho i could see why people get it wrong, what seemed like about a 3 second window actually turned out to be less than a full second once you got your hand down there, and there really wasn't as much space as it seemed like there was, and the angle you had to go at did slow you down just a little... But now that i knew all that, i should be fine to do it as long as i was careful, right?
Then one day it happened. I must of brushed ever so slightly against the metal of the dough hook. It is shaped and moving in a way designed to draw material in toward the center and down and it tugged my hand ever so slightly in and down.
Which would have been fine but I was already touching the dough, so it tugged my fingers into the dough just enough for it to get the slightest grip on them, which tugged my hand in just enough to get caught between the hook and the dough which gripped it surprisingly hard and yanked my hand down and in a circle like having someone hold your hand tightly and spin in a circle and all my joints locked up against each other painfully so fast!
Luckily I was able to get my arm out before I suffered more than a sore shoulder, hurt elbow, and sprained wrist and sprained finger... but things went from totally fine to sheer panic faster than anything i've ever experienced.
Even so, only a week later and barely recovered, I caught myself just before i reached my hand into the dough bowl while it was on, the siren call of the Hobart singing strongly still.
So many people felt it. I heard so many close call stories. Some models like the Hobart 660 comes with this wire cage safety guard now, and I guarentee it is 100% because no matter how you warn people, they can't resist reaching in while it's running
tags: #hobart is perfect size for arm of person perfect safe for to put arm in
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This was inevitable. Thank you.
I swear to god, moving machinery is so entrancing and once you get used to it, it can be sooooo tempting to go "oh, I can totally stick my hand in and Do The Thing, that will definitely be faster and easier than stopping production" and you might get lucky for a while but eventually, you will learn:
PLEASE DO NOT THE MACHINE, IT WILL BITE
- PSA from someone who spent 5 years in a factory operating heavy machinery
I've reached a few times into the cutting machine to see if the blade did cut through the stickers or if i have to stop everyting to change the pressure settings. I can attest to the speed being way more than you expect even after dealing with and looking at it work very closely for almost 5 years.
Also have a few guillotine cuts, can tell you that a paper cut from a 200g paper corner is way worse than a 70g one and that it does happen way more than you'd want or expect it to, and that you should never, ever, disable the safety stoppers.
Remember, if you dont take your hands off the machinr, the machine will take your hands off. It is always thirsty for blood, do not feed it.
@corpse-mechanic
i think more robots should be disabled actually. robots whose bodies keep falling apart and need much more consistent repairs. robots whose bodily upkeep is hard and laborious and exhausting. robots who physically cant do things without help from another individual. robots who are imperfect and dont fit the bill of a flawless machine. i want more of this waiter please bring me more disabled robots
@corpse-mechanic
if you have a status on Discord right now, reblog and say what it is (optional: what does it mean?)
@x842 @corpse-mechanic @koan-dice
"Khonshu, let me rest!"
hello this is my favorite video ever please please
el muchacho monday
@leo--png @corpse-mechanic @koan-dice
Im sorry
Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)
reblog with your results
NOOOO!!! FUCK!!!!
@leo–png @corpse-mechanic @gravesend666 @aloe-vera-ghost and anyone else that wants to!
My computer contain no [a "-" d] key, therefore, no image grab of magic ending. Can copy + put.
Schrodingers gender
If you're a man, masc aligned nonbinary, or just nonbinary, the fandom loves you. They also mischaracterize you to HELL and back- like oh my god. Im so sorry but you're like, the bakugo of this fandom. Though, you're probably like, less of an asshole then these characters tend to be. My point is just, you're angry, you defend yourself, you're loud- and the fandom is gonna woobify you until you're not even the same character. If you're a woman or fem aligned nonbinary, they hate you. They don't even TRY to hide the misogyny. Despite you acting the EXACT same as your masc counterpart, they despise you and exaggerate your few negative traits so they feel justified with their hatred. Anyways, as a person you're cool, in the actual media you'd be cool, but regardless of anything else, the fandom ruins you and im, so sorry.
I am man, I am now ruined.
Lowkey what happened to Aerizar in... "IT". if ykyk lol
anyway @voxsyn my only compatriot!
God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.
@corpse-mechanic
i made a new(?) tag game! found a cute little picrew that lets you make your bag! i tried to make mine accurate to real life, and included a few other details about me too!
Send me suggestions! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdcPQoEFC2pnnhTbiwYG1iooo74tTHphuzT1V81irfO0cBNyQ/viewform?usp=header Know
here’s who i’m tagging for now, NO pressure to do this at all, lemme know if you want to get taken down!!
@wonderhoyno1 @aappleslices @ajolteonnamedsparky @babylon-butterfly @the-bone-eating-vulture @holymuttz @luna-4ft0n6 @versatilefloof @mossymenaces @flowersdontgrowl <3333
love you guys, remember to be paw-sitive!!
heh wasnt tagged but imma do this anyway
RELATIVELY realistic.... some stuff I'd want tho
@wagyuyume @nibbsbutcooler droid is haiatising.... I don't know that many people Help I CANT REMEMBER
tried to get it as accurate as possible to my main bag I (used) to bring everywhere
@mapleejay @silvermoonisreallybored @moonstimzalol @insanementalchaos @gracebethartacc @coldsodaplasticglass @gehanmaus
/nf for joining ^^
It’s not very accurate
Tried to match it more to the bag I carry around with me everywhere as opposed to my school bag
Unforchies, they don’t have the option to bring an embroidery wheel and thread with you :,(. Or yarn and a crochet hook, or any of the other slightly more esoteric crafts I do on the go
@mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles @cosmicariaa @bifrostworms @rook-o-nines
:3
Hrm… pretty accurate tbh!!
I don’t usually carry around full chopsticks, usually snack chopsticks, and my screwdriver is a mini screwdriver, etc etc, but it’s fairly accurate :3
The excitement I felt at finding out I could put my EpiPen on here is proof that representation really does make a difference lol. This is fairly accurate to my everyday bag, with a few embellishments for fun.
@rocksanddeadflowers @justpent @writers-amusing-muses @sarahchiyaseed @classyinternetmango @bastognes-ghosts @apaceawayfromthewoods @darth-krieg @saintjamboni @killthelantern-raisetheghost and anyone else who wants to join
hello!
mine's here :DD its not 100% accurate (my bag looks different, etc) but yeah! the things that are often found in my bag
@fandoms-bandoms-andmentalissues @appleblocks @endy-merimo @coffee-aunt-bee @aries-of-spades aaand the rest of the tags are open
Some of this is accurate, rest is kinda vibes
My bag is lighter and looks a bit different and my pins are nothing like that actually-
And my laptop is blue with variously colored stickers
And- yeah
@chrometheraptor @emberdragon34 @aloe-vera-ghost @peregrine5
Yippee!! My neuroscience notes, my treaties, my waterbottle, etc.
The only thing I couldn't find a suitable replacement for was my pin of Garfield's big fucking pecs so I went with the Autism pin
@ anyone!
Woag!
My school bag, school computer, and black drawing book are all (mostly) accurate. Sad that my wallet couldn't be accurate to my Kirby wallet :( lol
@leo--png @corpse-mechanic @gravesend666 @sneegsnitties and anyone else that wants to!
More or less what is in my bag. I store a lot of my knick knacks in my pockets, which I didn't include in the sprawl
uhhh anyone can do this I don't have much to tag so....
Absolutely.
Always thinking about them
@corpse-mechanic @x842 @koan-dice @legreject @leo--png @tomanyinterests + others
@corpse-mechanic
Tag game idk
Get to know your moots! (Questions you aren’t normally asked addition)
Would you rather lick peanut butter off of your own foot (at its current cleanliness) or French kiss your current math teacher (one of you has to be naked)?
What is the color of the walls of the room you are in right now?
Food you would feed to the president of the United States (2016)?
Warm or cool toned light?
Socks in bed or no?
How do you show multiplication?
Do you like the taste of other people’s water?
Edit: elaborating on some of these. The entire foot, 2016 was trump, I mean the multiplication sign (x, parentheses, dot, etc), like when you go to other people’s houses and drink water do you like the taste)
@husky-does-theater @i-am-a-fox @instant-yuri-machine @i-eat-rusty-nails @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @james-offical @joxie29 @adjdhsue @avhira @satan-offical @aceofpans @evil-bread-offical @ryanwy1825114 @reblog-in-the-bog @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @drudg30n @do--not--you-dare @imblue16 @bisexual-king-official @belladonna-offical
I did indeed chicken out and not tag @/teaboot
i'd rather lick peanut butter off my own foot, since my math teacher is several decades older and is married and has a child
ivory white
poison
warm tone all the way
maybe, but only if it's cold and there's mosquitos
using an x, but sometimes i use *
i DESPISE the taste of other people's water
@shimmerytimbers @this-blog-name-is-not-taken @whataspectaclebear @evyyy77 @amkicn @snipemeout @omnipitant-duck @peetaeverdeennn @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @lightsabersandbluecookies @deepsleepsoul @raynilikescats @do--not--you-dare @shitposterbarbie @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @mjthesilly @jel-e-ton @im-on-crack-send-help @roseisgoat @no-one-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @mike-wheeler-offical @erica-sinclair-offical @astracaedes @bubble-official @sapphic-offical @yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical @ninahufflepuff @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical @sapphic-offical @kermitthebomber-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @stockimage-offical @grimoire-of-one-paintblob @u-befrended-ze-homschooled-lesbo @shah4139 @postie-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @minute-maid-offical @kugisakinobaradesu @agressivetrash-offical @burning-britain-official @smallbottleofhand-sanitizer and open tags <3
Thanks for the tag<3
1. Lick my foot
2. Something between yellow and orange
3. Idk what do pigs eat
4. Warm
5. Yes in summer no in winter
6. Dot
7. No it's disgusting
Tags @lightsabersandbluecookies @benzedrineandsandman @mjthesilly @identitycroissant-tm @livviedaltonvintagedoll @demonflavouredfloofoffical @i-like-sleeping-in-hoodies @n16htshade @roseisgoat @marinebiology-offical @unfathomable-mortal @astracaedes @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @dramaticinlyf @make-me-president @funkym0nkey-onyx @dyinglove903 @bigchiefbrownbottom @abiliciouzzz @phantompainmenace @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @uraverage-redacted-fan @erosdaughterwritingfiction + open tags<3
thanks for the tag!!
just washed it so yeah, also my math teacher is like. idk. a few decades older than me, is married, has kids, and i have Beef™ with him
light blue and beige
laxatives
cool lwk, warm tone hurts my eyes for some reason
n o
x
NO
@skepticalvoidhedgehog @youngjusticerulez @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @drinking-the-ocean-in-tiny-sips @jello-the-frog @lightsabersandbluecookies @njthesapo @irvnwithsciss0rs @mjthesilly @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @dramaticinlyf @xylophonerabbit @roseisgoat @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @jel-e-ton @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @gaster-wd @existing-offical @goblin-offical @eraser-offical do--not--you-dare @ash-cherryblossom @themosteclecticwitch @instant-yuri-machine @the-king-of-beans-offical @la-femmerouge @paper-stars-still-glow @kermitthebomber-offical @a-lil-bit-weird @no-one-offical @deductivelogico-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @zeta-finnish @ice-muncherr @luciferthemenace @unholyfrogspawn-offical @hekate-offical @sl33py-b1rd0 @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @sonic-the-hedgehog-official @towel-offical @do--not--you-dare @lokisleftdagger1003
ID RATHER LICK PEANUT BUTTER OFF MY OWN FEET
light blue but looks purple rn (its 6am)
his own toenails
warm :)
N O
dot
i notice its different but I don't rlly mind it tbh
@pearchip @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @certified-mothwriter @catlover-offical @just-another-lost-boy @aliensatemysocks @misanthropic-romantic @gay-melanistic-fox-offical @lightsabersandbluecookies @smolwriter @beansandsausages32 @raynilikescats @astracaedes @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @kermitthebomber-offical @squ1dy80 @queen-of-oreo @the-grassy-hill @s33k-gung1rl @olliipopp @drudg30n @joshler-laufeyson-at221a @0llierawr @ghostlybluetrain @pond-scum-offical @crypticgoose3 @ash-cherryblossom @theredlumas2 @medieval-peasant-offical @nerdwholikesnerdythings @king-of-oreo @johnnyshank @yourunusalartist @im-on-earth-dipshit @i-am-a-fox @marvinoffical @do--not--you-dare @goblin-offical @no-one-offical @beccahasarrived @brain-salad-sovereign
I HATE PEANUT BUTTER BUT I HATE KISSING EVEN MORE EWWW (the answer is peanut butter à la foot)
2. A soft shade of green :)
3. Raw sewage probably
4. Cool tones
5. yucky
6. Dot or asterisk. Stopped doing x ever since algebra (cursed be its name)
7. Oftentimes no
TAG! You’re it…
@rez-urrection @the-local-genderfluid-demon @i-am-the-guarding-dark @born-corn @notube21 @co-leoptere @inthecornerreading @berriponn @beggars-opera @lestradelurkshere @elevenhair @acidtheater @earthyroses @rabbitheatedgrrrl @lost-in-fiction27 @tiger-daniels @oceangems85 @newt-and-salamander @triflesandtea @no-one-offical @aster-likes-space @baskabytheanglerfish @yearning--offical @t4llyyy @chickfila-official @instant-yuri-machine @sw0ape4ter
Would you rather lick peanut butter off of your own foot (at its current cleanliness) or French kiss your current math teacher (one of you has to be naked)? - peanut butter
What is the color of the walls of the room you are in right now? - like a pastel teal-ish
Food you would feed to the president of the United States (2016)? - cold oatmeal
Warm or cool toned light? - warm
Socks in bed or no? - only if fuzzy
How do you show multiplication? - depends on the problem. I do the dot sometimes, x sometimes, x or asterisk if i’m typing
Do you like the taste of other people’s water? - it depends on the person tbh
@lanternlions @thepurplemurple @evil-bread-offical @flowercrownedghostking @alsastaircase
Peanut Butter
Grey walls in my room
I'd give obama a mediocre salad
Warm light
Yes socks
Dot for multiplication
Other people's water is bad and my water is the best
@s1gmar1zzy @lisalisau
Definitely the peanut butter (my math teacher is my boyfriend's aunt..)
White walls
Rat poison with a side of lead
Warm
Fuzzy socks absolutely, otherwise nah
Depends on if theres an x in the equation. If so, then I use • , if not, I use ×
Depends on the brand they get low key, but my waters usually the best because I get the best stuff 😌
Gulp uhh @koopageneral @creepycrawlr
I don’t… have a math teacher. So that kinda makes that one free. So I pick that one.
White
Broken glass and razor blades
Warm
Yes
The little dot thing
Usually not
Uhhh shit who am I moots with. @leo--png @soul-or-sorei
Ouuuggh uhhhh
I don't have a math teacher right now, so...
Off-white
Antifreeze
Neutral lighting
When it's cold out or when I'm sharing a bed with a friend (can't have the toes touching...)
With the x if there are no letters in the problem, with the dot if there are letters
I have crisp well water at home. Other water disgusts me at this point...
@moth-lover-not-mother @tomanyinterests
Sjosjwke
I don't have a math teacher, so that one
Pink with glitter
Uranium
Warm
Depends on the season
•
No, I don't like drinking water
@corpse-mechanic @a-peculiar-potoo @aloe-vera-ghost and anyone else who wants to!
I gave up math a long time ago. Give me the nothing teacher. Or maybe the computer... mm...
Off-white, slightly warm
I plead the fifth?
Cool toned, I enjoy feeling frigid and undead. Also wards off people for some reason
Nah
Usually like (6)(9), but if you want a symbol I use *
No. No. My water is the good water- but not any water, it has to be from this one tap in my house or else my day is ruined.
@voxsyn or literally anyone :]
gotta be honest it is kinda sad that model trains are like suuuch an old man hobby because they're so cutie
ARE YOU NOT CHARMED BY THIS. IS THIS NOT CUTIE TO YOU
@corpse-mechanic
CHARMING. STUNNING. SLEEK, EFFICIENTLY LINKED MODELS OF PURE MECHANICAL MASTERY
