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pixel skylines
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
AnasAbdin
ellievsbear
RMH
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Xuebing Du
JVL
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosimo Galluzzi
@theartofmadeline
NASA
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
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@crazychildruns
Sometimes I think about Christopher Tolkien going through his father’s old notes and finding a scrap of paper saying something like “plot twist: Morgoth invented Hobbits, who are secretly evil” and just burning that so no one will ever see it.
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
his composure is just everything I aspire to be
OMG IT’S BACK!
CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG
Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.
FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.
THIS is how you deal with terrorists
Even if you go down you did it with dignity.
You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.
U don’t fuck with the Queen
His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.
i want everyone who voted for portugal to give us a fucking thesis explaining why
Please tell me that I’m not the only one that didn’t like Portugal’s song at Eurovision…
country: oh wow they voted for their neighbors whAT A SURPRISE *complains*
a neighbor country: *don't vote for their neighbor*
country: excUSE YOU AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN TROUGH???
when u only show up for a 3 minute skit but u were still the highlight of the night
Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait
Eurovision 2K17: Graham Norton's Best Bits
“It’s a grey, damp night outside so there’s a faint smell of wet dog in the arena.”
“So, the theme this year is celebrating diversity, so let’s see who they’ve got to host… Oh, it’s three white men. Well done.”
“I can’t mock the jacket because… I’ve worn worse.”
“Timur is a personality powerhouse.”
“They’re excellent at speaking at the same time, they’ve cracked that.”
“Her brother will be fiddling with her on stage tonight.”
“Nathan Trent is actually his stage name. His real name is… Very difficult.”
“If you think my job’s hard, check out the guy pretending to play the saxophone for three minutes.”
“I should tell you, the Union Jack just fell off the wall in the commentary room. Hope it’s not an omen.”
“Nothing’s gone wrong. This was planned.”
“By the way, don’t worry, he hasn’t bought his mother’s ashes onstage with him. It’s actually a mini milk churn, which- who knew- could double as a musical instrument. Well, I say musical.”
“By the way, there hasn’t been a stage invasion. The woman is a professionally trained dancer. She is meant to be there.”
“The dancer trying to hide there. Who can blame her?”
“Inside that gorilla is Italy’s leading choreographer.”
“If you’re going to dress someone as a gorilla, at least get a decent costume. It looks like two carseat covers sewn together.”
“She was born and raised there (Australia). Moved to Denmark… Suspiciously recently.”
“There is so much love in this room.” “Not for you, Alex.”
“Stop.”
“And you keep thinking, ‘oh, this will make sense in a moment’ and… No…”
“She very kindly gave us some promotional chalk. I’ll be taking that home.”
“Ironically, for a man singing a song called ‘My Friend’, he doesn’t seem to have any.”
“Song 14 is Australia. Let’s not get into it.”
“My only piece of advice would be don’t start looking at his eyebrows unless you don’t want to stop”
"Does he advertise car insurance?”
“It’s got lots of things euro fans will enjoy: a beautiful woman, a stonking disco beat, and two half-naked men splashing around in a paddling pool.”
“Ooo. Some dodgy notes in there. I wonder if something’s gone wrong technically… Or maybe he’s just not great.”
“He wasn’t supposed to be singing but he stepped into the breach when the original singer… Came to his senses.”
“Comedy alert, ladies and gentleman.”
“Now… If I say this song is rap meets yodelling…”
“She claims to be the only yodeller in Romania. Probably because the others don’t talk about it. It’s the first rule of Yodel Club.”
“She splits her time between Berlin and London, so if you think you know her, you’ve probably seen her waiting for a bus or something.”
“Eurovision fans know it’s a long wait for the competition.” “A year. It’s a year, Timur.”
“The next thing you’ll ask is… How can three minutes be this long?”
“I just hope she enjoys it (performing) a bit more than she appears to.”
“This boy is a boy.”
“He’s literally just turned 17. He was born in this century.”
“We’ve done it, ladies and gentleman. This is song 26.”
“Terrific graphics, though. Mind you, if we’re looking at the graphics, something’s gone terribly wrong, hasn’t it.”
“Verka and her mother. I think it’s the same mother she had in 2008, we can’t be sure.”
“She (Verka) has already started drinking tonight.” “Oh, I can believe that.”
“If zombies did aerobics, it’d look a bit like this.”
“Two hundred million people… Are watching this.”
“This is quite torturous. A very long minute.”
*gasp* “I smell charisma.”
“I shared a urinal with John Ola Sand earlier. I didn’t talk to him…. Thought best not to.”
“Look at us, on the left hand side of the scoreboard.”
“Do you think she gave the other half of her jacket to the man from Croatia?”
“This is like an international version of First Dates.”
“They’re like the muppets with accents.”
agron/nasir + kisses.
okay but sebastian stan kissing boys is like…a real thing. and it cleanses my soul.
Sebastian Stan + Tank Top
Lucretia 4evr
Krysten Ritter and Rachael Taylor on set for The Defenders
