Field Notes

Everyone else is out living life and I'm right here, putting cool shit on your dash. You're welcome. Bobby. Washington. 27.

[shencomix]

We go forward.

[hold-a-lover-close-blog-deactiv]

This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[alltheselittlevoices]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

[hello-nice-to-misha]

:(((((

[i-like-lots-of-things]

what did we do to deserve Hugh Jackman?

[pyritethoughts]

Wow, it’s been a minute

Hey guys! If you still follow this blog give me a like so I can know I’m not talking to myself. I guess I don’t feel it’s necessary to type everything out if no one is listening.

[kkdjfdsfdhgjdg-deactivated20190]

🥰

[hexpress]

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

[virgin-suicide-s]

[russia-instagram]

Russia

[cybergata]

Kittens, raised with rabbits, have learned to imitate the rabbits’ behavior by hopping about.

[megurashkarchived]

wow

[bonjour700]

[icameas-roman]

tha fuck? This squirrel water bending!

[emeraldcharos-blog]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[trilllizard666]

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

[kieraplease]

As soon as you think “maybe I can get up early and just finish it tomorrow” you’ve already lost

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

[may]

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[motioncitysoundtrack]

12.31.19

[crazylikemoses]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

[pochowek]

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

[flanneldragon]

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

[elysiadragon]

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

[flanneldragon]

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this

[wallpatterns-deactivated2019120]

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

[sqooops]

there’s more information in this post than there was in the library of alexandria

[scoundrelnurlife]

op did you breathe typing this because I didn’t while reading it

[kesus-deactivated20180911]

Can you believe 14 year old azula delivered the best line of any villain ever “don’t flatter yourself. You were never even a player” iconic

[fullmetalfisting]

Actually the best line of any villain ever was, “Maybe you should worry less about the tides, who’ve already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who’s still mulling it over.” Also spoken by Azula, age 14.

[teathattast]

what breed of dog is this

[indigobluerose]

Someone installed Doggo on a Kitteh framework