grandeur is a delusion.

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[nessa007]

We’ll have to do dinner Thursday night instead.

[scoobycool9]

You can’t reblog this again until October 2024, so do it now.

[scoundrelnurlife]

scheduled in 2019

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[stormesandshowers]

[bloodenjoyer]

prominent member of the tummy hurts community

[namcoarcade]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

Kid 1: Hey what are you doing?

Kid 2: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno I’m just fuckin tossing bikes in the river bro

[feaftlikeabeaft]

I really believed the caption was a snarky parody of what was said and not literally the actual dialogue

[masonicbeheadingritual]

yea I posted a weezer song. go ahead. nail me to a cross. u bsstards have crucified saints for lesser crimes.

[doctorguilty]

Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it in their console, and play the whole game with all of its features and the only thing lack of internet affects is the inability to play online with others. Nothing else. They shouldn't be missing entire chunks of the game becuase they can't download a patch. The game shouldn't be borderline empty or unplayable without a patch.

[soupcookie-deactivated20211124]

You will not be famous or rich. Your minor nightlife connections, the artists you do drugs with, the designers, curators, trust funders, children of famous artists or actors or whatever, great grand children of vanderbilts, the kids you surround yourself with in a symbiotic way will never get you the job you want. You give these people authenticity, theyre running from their wealth. You in turn back peddle on your morals and bite your tongue so you can escape poverty. Thats the symbiosis. You are a normal person they kno, a novelty. And they are your way out. It wont happen though. It will never happen. It has never really worked out for anyone before. To be honest youre not genetically blessed enough and you also never did and never will go to grad school. Theres no institution behind you. So just focus on doing what makes you feel good and smart and safe and like youre being true to what you value

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

Metrosexual is objectively the funniest thing to come out of homophobia

[rexiedemibunny]

I feel like younger folks have misconstrued "listen to rainbow community elders" as, like, their shitty dad or granddad giving that hollow "respect your elders" that they in no way earned, when it's actually nothing like that at all and more like "oh my god listen to the people who were actually around for this shit before you perpetuate misconceptions and harmful rhetoric that can and in some cases already have set our community's progress back by decades."

[rated1star-deactivated20220702]

[a-fools-stone]

life has me on my knees scrapping old gum off the floor with a butter knife

[deerchasingheadlights]

got drunk and told this boy that he looks like how the shining by the neighbourhood sounds never living this down

[lambiecore]

so did superwholock survive orrrr

[lambiecore]

the only proof that i went to 100 gecs but just Trust Me

[lambiecore]

i am a niche internet microcelebrity

[lambiecore]

normalize not quite having a “deadname” but more of a “cryo-frozen name” in which you dont use it unless it greatly benefits your schemes