Hella Awkward Person

Hey I'm Tony, I'm from NYC and could I be anymore awkward??! This blog is mainly used to express myself so it can be funny, depressing or anything in between. I try to avoid racist, sexist, or porn posts. I do have depression and bpd and at night my blog is usually all up in the feels. If you have questions, comments, or concerns, please feel free to message me anytime!

[anxietyproblem]

[gaybichon]

omg can i show you what freud said about anal sex

[gaybichon]

Where the anus is concerned it becomes still clearer that it is disgust which stamps that sexual aim as a perversion. I hope, however, I shall not be accused of partisanship when I assert that people who try to account for this disgust by saying that the organ in question serves the function of excretion and comes in contact with excrement--a thing which is disgusting in itself--are not much more to the point than hysterical girls who account for their disgust at the male genitalia by saying that it serves to void urine.

he really said "if you think anal is uniquely gross or perverted compared to other sex acts you need to grow up"

The playing of a sexual part by the mucous membrane of the anus is by no means limited to intercourse between men: preference for it is in no way characteristic of inverted [homosexual] feeling. On the contrary...mutual masturbation is the sexual aim most often found in intercourse between inverts.

"being into butt stuff isn't gay. gay dudes just jerk each other off."

[gaybichon]

unironically this is the reason i freudpost

[depsidase]

[mysharona1987]

[anxietyproblem]

[scorpionlafemme]

[spitblossoms]

[petitcartonvert]

Chicago Franchise Episodes Timeline

The complete guide to watch every Chicago episode in the correct order

As a lot of people are getting interested with the franchise but don’t know where to start with so many crossovers between the four shows, I made a list to help watch them in the proper, « in-universe » order. Also useful to anyone like myself who just wants to go back and binge-watch from the very beginning!

A spreadsheet version is also available for easy read! The spreadsheet always contains the latest updates (as this post here is uh… high maintenance), and more information like cameos and dates. Feel free to leave comments to contribute!

Please note, I haven’t finished reordering all episodes to match « in-universe » dates. About half of the list below still follows air dates. The episode number will be blue if I personally verified it follows in-universe order. In the meantime, I suggest you use the spreadsheet and follow the in-universe order established by the community.

Anyway, enjoy! Contact me if anything’s incorrect! :)

FAQs 🌵 Where to Watch 🌵 Episode Order Notes (Spoilers!)

2012-2013 : Fire S01

001. Chicago Fire - S01E01 - Pilot 002. Chicago Fire - S01E02 - Mon Amour 003. Chicago Fire - S01E03 - Professional Courtesy 004. Chicago Fire - S01E04 - One Minute 005. Chicago Fire - S01E05 - Hanging On 006. Chicago Fire - S01E06 - Rear View Mirror 007. Chicago Fire - S01E07 - Two Families 008. Chicago Fire - S01E08 - Leaving the Station 009. Chicago Fire - S01E09 - It Ain’t Easy 010. Chicago Fire - S01E10 - Merry Christmas, Etc. 011. Chicago Fire - S01E11 - God Has Spoken 012. Chicago Fire - S01E12 - Under the Knife 013. Chicago Fire - S01E13 - Warm and Dead 014. Chicago Fire - S01E14 - A Little Taste 015. Chicago Fire - S01E15 - Nazdarovya! 016. Chicago Fire - S01E16 - Viral 017. Chicago Fire - S01E17 - Better to Lie 018. Chicago Fire - S01E18 - Fireworks 019. Chicago Fire - S01E19 - A Coffin That Small 020. Chicago Fire - S01E20 - Ambition 021. Chicago Fire - S01E21 - Retaliation Hit 022. Chicago Fire - S01E22 - Leaders Lead 023. Chicago Fire - S01E23 - Let Her Go (PD backdoor pilot) 024. Chicago Fire - S01E24 - A Hell of a Ride

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[anxietyproblem]

[thankyouforyourcooperation]

I want you all to know that today I was very well behaved and held my tongue instead of telling an author in a homewares store that using AI covers is tacky at best and in the case of her books, genuinely atrocious.

[trqkh]

Andrei Tarkovsky.

[vexheart]

[anxietyproblem]

[chemsexholmes]

[anxietyproblem]

[luvlybimm]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

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[columbojumpscare]

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

[mapelie]

The went back from the no bone zone as an aquatic boned animal

[just-shower-thoughts]