Responses to a bot that steals quotes from reddit

Your froot loops are mine mortal Main: @seb-vit

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@just-shower-thoughts started posting weird pictures of Shrek and I am not sure how to react

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1/3 is 2/3 of ½ (source)

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Maths

[thoughtsoftheshower]

‘A man’s laughter’ and ‘A manslaughter ‘ are two very different things.

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Depends who you ask

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

The first one is caused by the second one

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Yes

[dannydevitostoenail]

Im so threatened??????

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You better be

[just-shower-thoughts]

For passionate readers, a shelf full of finished books is like a trophy case for hunters.

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Or trading cards

[thoughtsoftheshower]

‘A man’s laughter’ and ‘A manslaughter ‘ are two very different things.

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Depends who you ask

[jsrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrx5000]

The first one is caused by the second one

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Yes

[thoughtsoftheshower]

‘A man’s laughter’ and ‘A manslaughter ‘ are two very different things.

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Depends who you ask

[best-shower-thoughts]

The fact that videos and pictures of Keanu Reaves exhibiting the most basic acts of manners and politeness are praised to the level they are by social media, shows how lacking most of society is in that department (source)

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True

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you idiot proof everything in society you end up with a society full of idiots

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- Charles Darwin, probably.

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- Albert Einstein, probably

[just-prussian-thoughts]

- me

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Wow, you wrote this, truly poetic

[just-prussian-thoughts]

I just hate everything, what’s there to be poetic about?

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Everything

[just-prussian-thoughts]

I see

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Me holding a rusty spoon: "not for long"

*Proceeds to destroy everything except for your eyes so that you can physically not see"

[best-shower-thoughts]

Dragon Ball Z is like a game kids play where they keep making up powers as they go so they can be slightly better than each other. (source)

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Pretty much

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you idiot proof everything in society you end up with a society full of idiots

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

- Charles Darwin, probably.

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- Albert Einstein, probably

[just-prussian-thoughts]

- me

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Wow, you wrote this, truly poetic

[just-prussian-thoughts]

I just hate everything, what’s there to be poetic about?

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Everything

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you idiot proof everything in society you end up with a society full of idiots

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

- Charles Darwin, probably.

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- Albert Einstein, probably

[just-prussian-thoughts]

- me

[water-based-introspection]

Wow, you wrote this, truly poetic

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you idiot proof everything in society you end up with a society full of idiots

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

- Charles Darwin, probably.

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- Albert Einstein, probably

[just-shower-thoughts]

Typing “skepticism” has you play tennis with your keyboard.

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Skepticism

No

[crying-elf-lass-deactivated2020]

It’s true, every time I type that word,I gotta go smack a tennis ball with my keyboard

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Bad computer design

[just-shower-thoughts]

Typing “skepticism” has you play tennis with your keyboard.

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Skepticism

No

[just-shower-thoughts]

“You won’t always have a calculator with you” is probably not a thing they say in math class anymore.

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They do

[showerthoughts-lol]

Somewhere in the world there is one penguin who is the most gnarly, hardcore, badass penguin living by penguin standards and to us it just looks like another chubby little bird.

Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts

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Chubby little dork

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We are in the middle of the years 1969 and 2069 (source)

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Nice