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La pomme d’eau. La pomme de terre. Le pomme de feu. La pomme d’air. Il y a très longtemps ces quatre patates vivaient en harmonie. Mais un jour, la pomme du feu décida de passer à l'attaque.
You really don’t need to know a damn thing about French to understand this whole fucking post.
I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
I’m glad there’s a teacher version of “accidentally called teacher ‘mom’”
when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people “my lord”
One time during family prayer, dad began: “our father who art in heaven, American Airlines, how can I help you?”
One time my dad went to the White Castle drive-thru and the lady (who was supposed to say ‘Welcome to White Castle, what’s your crave?’) asked, “Welcome to White Castle, what’s your problem?”
She apologized profusely while my dad proceeded to lose his shit laughing.
One time my brother answered the phone with the start of our prayer over dinner “Thank You, Lord, for this food” ..thankfully it was just our dad on the other end
One time after a mock trial competition where I’m a lawyer, a waiter asked me if I wanted more bread and I replied “yes your honor”
After working two weeks of doubles when we were short staffed, I answered my personal phone with “Thank you for calling [workplace], this is [my name]. How can I help you?”…it was a telemarketer…they spluttered and then just hung up.
Once when I was working nights at Taco Bell I fell asleep in the couch and my moms phone beeped and I grabbed it in my sleep and said “welcome to the border can I take your order” and my mom woke me up laughing.
Easy Hoisin Shrimp
Coconut Cashew Chicken Tenders with Honey Mango Dip
Quick & Easy 5 Minute Donuts
Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.
We’re trying this tonight!
It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.
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I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.
My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.
me gonna try it
dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.
Hot Tofu (Yudofu) | Just One Cookbook
25.02.16 // Working through a chemistry past paper ft. coffee 👌🏻☕️
Real-Deal Moo Shu Pork - This recipe shows you the real-deal northern style moo shu pork dish served in China and how to cook it at home.
Recipe => http://omnivorescookbook.com/moo-shu-pork/
#Asian #Chinese #pork #stirfry #healthy #main #lowcarb #moo shu
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Crispy Garlic Fried Brown Rice w/Kale | Vegetarian Gastronomy
If a poem is an ocean of feelings we get immersed with– the poet must be the lighthouse guiding its readers back to shore.
lost in translation (via poetryleftbyher)
Roasted Sweet Potatoes and Brussels Sprouts | The Food Charlatan
@bartles-the-band-geek still have them!! and yes, that's my dog in the back lol
Dear fellow trans men,
You deserve to be in a healthy loving relationship. You deserve to be with a partner that doesn’t misgender you. You deserve to be with a partner that you feel comfortable enough with to not wear your binder around 24/7 because you know your partner knows your a boy no matter what. You deserve to be with a partner who you feel 100% comfortable talking about your dysphoria with. You deserve to be comfortable.
Slow Cooker Buffalo Chicken Mac and Cheese
I can't go to sleep without a cup of tea and maybe that's the reason I talk in my sleep
Source? I took lyrics and changed them haha so my brain and music
