Celery

Artist, singer, dnd player She/They Anime enjoyer and worm on a string enthusiast Mother of Bagel Toothenstein I (she/it)

[the-muppet-joker]

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

[mojavemusicradio]

this is what happened at the festival right

[mouselikething]

the charming and perfect Tenna intro vs the scary and horrible Flowery intro

[migmigbigboy]

TOMORROW.

(I also have comms open, dm me if interested)

[amalsoappickle]

Friend inside me is real and on suicide watch

[the-muppet-joker]

Drunk as fuuuck and texting everyone i know. telling them they don't understand the nuances of the twilight series. Called my ex wife 40 times and left a message asking her for a 3some w Kermit the frog. No answer! Sad

[sacred-portal]

[r3d-ca9]

So this was basically book 6 right

[loz-draws-stuff]

Deltarune chapter 5 experience

[pukicho]

The nude beach has the best seashells. This fucking sucks. I love seashells but I hate penis.

[pukicho]

People are talking about undertale today even though I beat that years ago

[mothmanthebreadwizard]

Getting to work on my Dashcon cosplay!!

[the-muppet-joker]

WARNING!! THE RESTLESS SPIRIT OF THE PART OF ME THAT DIED FOREVER IN THE BALLPIT LAST JULY IS VENGEFUL AND WISHES ME HARM!!! IT MAY DESTROY ALL WHO BEAR MY VISAGE!!! MUPPET JOKER COSPLAYERS BEWARE: THE GHOST OF MUPPET JOKER HAUNTS THE BALLPIT AND AIMS TO KILL!!!!!!!! Excellent craftsmanship though

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[princessmo]

[deceasedcardinal]

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”

but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)

or this pic of me

or this pic of me

like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs