ID: Anonymous 4chan post: Shrimp saved my life.
be depressed, suicidal xanax-addicted incel
one day I go to my /aq/fag uncle's house for some shit
he has pet shrimp, never seen anything like it before
throw them in a barely cycled tank with some shitty rock
realize that I killed them with my apathy
realize I need to take responsibility for once in my life
do research, learn about water parameters and so on
eventually I have a beautiful planted tank with no more deaths
notice a female shrimp carrying eggs
haven't felt this excited about anything in almost a decade
the eggs disappear and I once again think I fucked up
few days later I see a tiny transparent baby shrimp
suddenly know how the shepherds felt as they gazed upon the newborn Christ
by this point I live and breathe shrimp
all my spare time is spent on shrimp research and watching shrimp videos
spend most of the money I had saved from my last job on shrimp products
quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending
Start putting effort into college in hope of getting a good job for my shrimp
grades improve, no longer facing the prospect of dropping out
relationship with parents improves since I am finally passionate about something and applying myself
l see genuine happiness in their eyes when I talk excitedly about my shrimp
for my birthday my mom makes me a shrimp cake
it even has fondant legs and little chocolate eggs
cry like a little bitch when I see it
mom hugs me and tells me she's always been proud of me
college dorm neighbours demand to see my shrimp
Shit they're gonna think I'm autistic
they actually think my shrimp are really cool
they start inviting me to their social events
start interacting with girls, get told by girls for the first time in my life that I'm fun and smart
l think my shrimp would be proud of me if they knew
We're gonna make it bros. Even if you can't do it for yourself, do it for the animals that depend on you.
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