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@creamwolf-captain
"What? Never met a mountain cookie before!?"
" This phone stuff is stupid! I don't get why any of you guys would want to just stare at a screen all day when there's a whole world to explore! "
Mod Intro + Dni list + Headcanons under the cut!
*liz was outside training, growing a bit of muscle on her arms and she sighed, sitting down to take a break, her body was stiff and had a lot of knots, she needed a massage*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip watches from the doorway, the creamwolves watching alongside him.
He thinks he's sneaky, but the thump of his wagging tail hitting the wall is audible.
*liz was laying in the shared bed, waiting for her husband to return from his outing so she could FINALLY sleep with him, she had been up since 6am*
@the-divorced-one
The barking of the creamwolves downstairs announces Crunchy Chip's return. From the sound of it, they are still very energized.
*she was exhausted, she tiredly rose from bed and went to the door, almost falling over in the process*
Crunchy Chip is actively struggling to keep the wolves from knocking over any fragile decor in their home.
He catches a vase from falling just as he notices Liz walking down the stairs.
"Darling! Why aren't you in bed yet?"
“I was..I was waiting for you but heard you and went downstairs..”
*she yawned and rubbed her tired eyes telling the cream wolves to lay down as they laid in their beds, she walked over to him and put the vase away, wrapping her arms around his neck*
"You're exhausted! Go to ned now, I'll be there in a minute!"
He grabs her by the waist, placing a gentle kiss to her forehead.
*she looked at him, wanting the kiss on her lips*
“No. Only if you come with me.”
"I need to clean up both myself and the cream wolves!"
He exclaims, gesturing toward one of the cream wolves who has strawberry jam dripping from it's mouth
"They uh... got distracted.."
“Sure..sure..I swear you’re just trying to get away from me”
*she was a bit upset and crossed her arms, she felt like he didn’t care she just wanted to be with him*
"Darling, please, I know damn well that you don't want our bedsheets covered in jam!"
He sighs softly
"Just give me fifteen minutes, I swear.."
*she nodded and kissed him on the lips*
“I’ll see you there..”
*she walked to the bedroom and laid in bed waiting*
It takes a good half an hour before he joins her in bed.. the whole time, the sound of things being knocked over and Crunchy Chip yelling commands at the cream wolves can be heard.
He finally collapses into bed next to her, sighing dramatically.
*liz was laying in the shared bed, waiting for her husband to return from his outing so she could FINALLY sleep with him, she had been up since 6am*
@the-divorced-one
The barking of the creamwolves downstairs announces Crunchy Chip's return. From the sound of it, they are still very energized.
*she was exhausted, she tiredly rose from bed and went to the door, almost falling over in the process*
Crunchy Chip is actively struggling to keep the wolves from knocking over any fragile decor in their home.
He catches a vase from falling just as he notices Liz walking down the stairs.
"Darling! Why aren't you in bed yet?"
“I was..I was waiting for you but heard you and went downstairs..”
*she yawned and rubbed her tired eyes telling the cream wolves to lay down as they laid in their beds, she walked over to him and put the vase away, wrapping her arms around his neck*
"You're exhausted! Go to ned now, I'll be there in a minute!"
He grabs her by the waist, placing a gentle kiss to her forehead.
*she looked at him, wanting the kiss on her lips*
“No. Only if you come with me.”
"I need to clean up both myself and the cream wolves!"
He exclaims, gesturing toward one of the cream wolves who has strawberry jam dripping from it's mouth
"They uh... got distracted.."
“Sure..sure..I swear you’re just trying to get away from me”
*she was a bit upset and crossed her arms, she felt like he didn’t care she just wanted to be with him*
"Darling, please, I know damn well that you don't want our bedsheets covered in jam!"
He sighs softly
"Just give me fifteen minutes, I swear.."
*liz was laying in the shared bed, waiting for her husband to return from his outing so she could FINALLY sleep with him, she had been up since 6am*
@the-divorced-one
The barking of the creamwolves downstairs announces Crunchy Chip's return. From the sound of it, they are still very energized.
*she was exhausted, she tiredly rose from bed and went to the door, almost falling over in the process*
Crunchy Chip is actively struggling to keep the wolves from knocking over any fragile decor in their home.
He catches a vase from falling just as he notices Liz walking down the stairs.
"Darling! Why aren't you in bed yet?"
“I was..I was waiting for you but heard you and went downstairs..”
*she yawned and rubbed her tired eyes telling the cream wolves to lay down as they laid in their beds, she walked over to him and put the vase away, wrapping her arms around his neck*
"You're exhausted! Go to ned now, I'll be there in a minute!"
He grabs her by the waist, placing a gentle kiss to her forehead.
*she looked at him, wanting the kiss on her lips*
“No. Only if you come with me.”
"I need to clean up both myself and the cream wolves!"
He exclaims, gesturing toward one of the cream wolves who has strawberry jam dripping from it's mouth
"They uh... got distracted.."
*liz was laying in the shared bed, waiting for her husband to return from his outing so she could FINALLY sleep with him, she had been up since 6am*
@the-divorced-one
The barking of the creamwolves downstairs announces Crunchy Chip's return. From the sound of it, they are still very energized.
*she was exhausted, she tiredly rose from bed and went to the door, almost falling over in the process*
Crunchy Chip is actively struggling to keep the wolves from knocking over any fragile decor in their home.
He catches a vase from falling just as he notices Liz walking down the stairs.
"Darling! Why aren't you in bed yet?"
“I was..I was waiting for you but heard you and went downstairs..”
*she yawned and rubbed her tired eyes telling the cream wolves to lay down as they laid in their beds, she walked over to him and put the vase away, wrapping her arms around his neck*
"You're exhausted! Go to ned now, I'll be there in a minute!"
He grabs her by the waist, placing a gentle kiss to her forehead.
*liz was laying in the shared bed, waiting for her husband to return from his outing so she could FINALLY sleep with him, she had been up since 6am*
@the-divorced-one
The barking of the creamwolves downstairs announces Crunchy Chip's return. From the sound of it, they are still very energized.
*she was exhausted, she tiredly rose from bed and went to the door, almost falling over in the process*
Crunchy Chip is actively struggling to keep the wolves from knocking over any fragile decor in their home.
He catches a vase from falling just as he notices Liz walking down the stairs.
"Darling! Why aren't you in bed yet?"
*liz was laying in the shared bed, waiting for her husband to return from his outing so she could FINALLY sleep with him, she had been up since 6am*
@the-divorced-one
The barking of the creamwolves downstairs announces Crunchy Chip's return. From the sound of it, they are still very energized.
*a cookie in a hood walked up to crunchy chip, she didn’t have a good day at all so she went to crunchy chip and hugged him*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip jumps slightly at the unexpected contact.
"Woah! Darling, warn me next time! I almost just clawed your eyes out!"
*she snuggled into his shoulder and nodded*
“Sorry love..I just had a bad day today..”
He pulls her closer, gently carassing her hair
"Is that right? You wanna tell me what happened?"
*she looked at him, a fresh scratch on her cheek from a battle she had*
“Mmm..not really..”
He gently runs a finger over the scratch
" We don't have to talk about it.. but we should get you cleaned up, hm?"
*she shook her head*
“I’m fine crunchy”
*she looked at him and just snuggled into him*
“Can we go cuddle?”
"No! You're taking a shower first, then I'm gonna treat that scratch so that it doesn't get infected! "
He replies quickly, leaving no room for any argument
*she chuckles and leans in a bit*
“Alright alright, you win honey”
*she gave in and let him take care of her*
He drags her inside to treat her the scratches on her face.
It's a little much.. they're just thin scratches, nothing severe, yet he insists on covering it with a big bandage
He smiles and kisses the bandage on her cheek.
"There!"
"NOW TAKE A BATH!!"
*she flinched at the sudden yelling but sighed*
“It’s lonely without you”
*she looked at him wifh a sad expression*
“Can you join me?”
Crunchy Chip Cookie nearly choked at that sudden request. He turns to stare at her, his eyes wide and his cheeks flushed
" I- I- well- I don't know...-"
“Please?”
*she gave her partner a sad look like she was gonna be hurt if he said no*
" Uh- "
He can't possibly say no to that face.
" y-yes! Fine, I'll do it! "
*she smiles and waddled to the bathroom, looking behind her every so often seeing if he was following her, she had a cute happy expression*
He runs his fingers through her hair once they're finally in the bath. His touch is both gentle and possessive.
" You should really be more careful!"
He comments, running his hands over the scratches and bruises on her body.
" Bring some of the cream wolves with you next time you go out, I don't want you getting hurt! "
*she chuckled and just leaned into his touch, sighing softly and nodding*
“Alright love, I’ll take them with me next time”
*as soon as the wolves were mentioned, they were immediately sitting by the bath watching the two bathe waiting for pets*
" Good"
He splashes the wolves with water
" What? You guys want a bath too?"
He asks sarcastically, watching them get spooked by the water.
*she chuckled and turned to face him, wrapping her arms around his neck and leaned in for a kiss on the lips*
“May I have a kiss?”
*the wolves ran away once they got wet and sat in their bed waiting*
He chuckles softly, gently massaging the back of her head.
"As many as you'd like!"
*a cookie in a hood walked up to crunchy chip, she didn’t have a good day at all so she went to crunchy chip and hugged him*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip jumps slightly at the unexpected contact.
"Woah! Darling, warn me next time! I almost just clawed your eyes out!"
*she snuggled into his shoulder and nodded*
“Sorry love..I just had a bad day today..”
He pulls her closer, gently carassing her hair
"Is that right? You wanna tell me what happened?"
*she looked at him, a fresh scratch on her cheek from a battle she had*
“Mmm..not really..”
He gently runs a finger over the scratch
" We don't have to talk about it.. but we should get you cleaned up, hm?"
*she shook her head*
“I’m fine crunchy”
*she looked at him and just snuggled into him*
“Can we go cuddle?”
"No! You're taking a shower first, then I'm gonna treat that scratch so that it doesn't get infected! "
He replies quickly, leaving no room for any argument
*she chuckles and leans in a bit*
“Alright alright, you win honey”
*she gave in and let him take care of her*
He drags her inside to treat her the scratches on her face.
It's a little much.. they're just thin scratches, nothing severe, yet he insists on covering it with a big bandage
He smiles and kisses the bandage on her cheek.
"There!"
"NOW TAKE A BATH!!"
*she flinched at the sudden yelling but sighed*
“It’s lonely without you”
*she looked at him wifh a sad expression*
“Can you join me?”
Crunchy Chip Cookie nearly choked at that sudden request. He turns to stare at her, his eyes wide and his cheeks flushed
" I- I- well- I don't know...-"
“Please?”
*she gave her partner a sad look like she was gonna be hurt if he said no*
" Uh- "
He can't possibly say no to that face.
" y-yes! Fine, I'll do it! "
*she smiles and waddled to the bathroom, looking behind her every so often seeing if he was following her, she had a cute happy expression*
He runs his fingers through her hair once they're finally in the bath. His touch is both gentle and possessive.
" You should really be more careful!"
He comments, running his hands over the scratches and bruises on her body.
" Bring some of the cream wolves with you next time you go out, I don't want you getting hurt! "
*she chuckled and just leaned into his touch, sighing softly and nodding*
“Alright love, I’ll take them with me next time”
*as soon as the wolves were mentioned, they were immediately sitting by the bath watching the two bathe waiting for pets*
" Good"
He splashes the wolves with water
" What? You guys want a bath too?"
He asks sarcastically, watching them get spooked by the water.
*a cookie in a hood walked up to crunchy chip, she didn’t have a good day at all so she went to crunchy chip and hugged him*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip jumps slightly at the unexpected contact.
"Woah! Darling, warn me next time! I almost just clawed your eyes out!"
*she snuggled into his shoulder and nodded*
“Sorry love..I just had a bad day today..”
He pulls her closer, gently carassing her hair
"Is that right? You wanna tell me what happened?"
*she looked at him, a fresh scratch on her cheek from a battle she had*
“Mmm..not really..”
He gently runs a finger over the scratch
" We don't have to talk about it.. but we should get you cleaned up, hm?"
*she shook her head*
“I’m fine crunchy”
*she looked at him and just snuggled into him*
“Can we go cuddle?”
"No! You're taking a shower first, then I'm gonna treat that scratch so that it doesn't get infected! "
He replies quickly, leaving no room for any argument
*she chuckles and leans in a bit*
“Alright alright, you win honey”
*she gave in and let him take care of her*
He drags her inside to treat her the scratches on her face.
It's a little much.. they're just thin scratches, nothing severe, yet he insists on covering it with a big bandage
He smiles and kisses the bandage on her cheek.
"There!"
"NOW TAKE A BATH!!"
*she flinched at the sudden yelling but sighed*
“It’s lonely without you”
*she looked at him wifh a sad expression*
“Can you join me?”
Crunchy Chip Cookie nearly choked at that sudden request. He turns to stare at her, his eyes wide and his cheeks flushed
" I- I- well- I don't know...-"
“Please?”
*she gave her partner a sad look like she was gonna be hurt if he said no*
" Uh- "
He can't possibly say no to that face.
" y-yes! Fine, I'll do it! "
*she smiles and waddled to the bathroom, looking behind her every so often seeing if he was following her, she had a cute happy expression*
He runs his fingers through her hair once they're finally in the bath. His touch is both gentle and possessive.
" You should really be more careful!"
He comments, running his hands over the scratches and bruises on her body.
" Bring some of the cream wolves with you next time you go out, I don't want you getting hurt! "
*a cookie in a hood walked up to crunchy chip, she didn’t have a good day at all so she went to crunchy chip and hugged him*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip jumps slightly at the unexpected contact.
"Woah! Darling, warn me next time! I almost just clawed your eyes out!"
*she snuggled into his shoulder and nodded*
“Sorry love..I just had a bad day today..”
He pulls her closer, gently carassing her hair
"Is that right? You wanna tell me what happened?"
*she looked at him, a fresh scratch on her cheek from a battle she had*
“Mmm..not really..”
He gently runs a finger over the scratch
" We don't have to talk about it.. but we should get you cleaned up, hm?"
*she shook her head*
“I’m fine crunchy”
*she looked at him and just snuggled into him*
“Can we go cuddle?”
"No! You're taking a shower first, then I'm gonna treat that scratch so that it doesn't get infected! "
He replies quickly, leaving no room for any argument
*she chuckles and leans in a bit*
“Alright alright, you win honey”
*she gave in and let him take care of her*
He drags her inside to treat her the scratches on her face.
It's a little much.. they're just thin scratches, nothing severe, yet he insists on covering it with a big bandage
He smiles and kisses the bandage on her cheek.
"There!"
"NOW TAKE A BATH!!"
*she flinched at the sudden yelling but sighed*
“It’s lonely without you”
*she looked at him wifh a sad expression*
“Can you join me?”
Crunchy Chip Cookie nearly choked at that sudden request. He turns to stare at her, his eyes wide and his cheeks flushed
" I- I- well- I don't know...-"
“Please?”
*she gave her partner a sad look like she was gonna be hurt if he said no*
" Uh- "
He can't possibly say no to that face.
" y-yes! Fine, I'll do it! "
*a cookie in a hood walked up to crunchy chip, she didn’t have a good day at all so she went to crunchy chip and hugged him*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip jumps slightly at the unexpected contact.
"Woah! Darling, warn me next time! I almost just clawed your eyes out!"
*she snuggled into his shoulder and nodded*
“Sorry love..I just had a bad day today..”
He pulls her closer, gently carassing her hair
"Is that right? You wanna tell me what happened?"
*she looked at him, a fresh scratch on her cheek from a battle she had*
“Mmm..not really..”
He gently runs a finger over the scratch
" We don't have to talk about it.. but we should get you cleaned up, hm?"
*she shook her head*
“I’m fine crunchy”
*she looked at him and just snuggled into him*
“Can we go cuddle?”
"No! You're taking a shower first, then I'm gonna treat that scratch so that it doesn't get infected! "
He replies quickly, leaving no room for any argument
*she chuckles and leans in a bit*
“Alright alright, you win honey”
*she gave in and let him take care of her*
He drags her inside to treat her the scratches on her face.
It's a little much.. they're just thin scratches, nothing severe, yet he insists on covering it with a big bandage
He smiles and kisses the bandage on her cheek.
"There!"
"NOW TAKE A BATH!!"
*she flinched at the sudden yelling but sighed*
“It’s lonely without you”
*she looked at him wifh a sad expression*
“Can you join me?”
Crunchy Chip Cookie nearly choked at that sudden request. He turns to stare at her, his eyes wide and his cheeks flushed
" I- I- well- I don't know...-"
*a cookie in a hood walked up to crunchy chip, she didn’t have a good day at all so she went to crunchy chip and hugged him*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip jumps slightly at the unexpected contact.
"Woah! Darling, warn me next time! I almost just clawed your eyes out!"
*she snuggled into his shoulder and nodded*
“Sorry love..I just had a bad day today..”
He pulls her closer, gently carassing her hair
"Is that right? You wanna tell me what happened?"
*she looked at him, a fresh scratch on her cheek from a battle she had*
“Mmm..not really..”
He gently runs a finger over the scratch
" We don't have to talk about it.. but we should get you cleaned up, hm?"
*she shook her head*
“I’m fine crunchy”
*she looked at him and just snuggled into him*
“Can we go cuddle?”
"No! You're taking a shower first, then I'm gonna treat that scratch so that it doesn't get infected! "
He replies quickly, leaving no room for any argument
*she chuckles and leans in a bit*
“Alright alright, you win honey”
*she gave in and let him take care of her*
He drags her inside to treat her the scratches on her face.
It's a little much.. they're just thin scratches, nothing severe, yet he insists on covering it with a big bandage
He smiles and kisses the bandage on her cheek.
"There!"
"NOW TAKE A BATH!!"
*a cookie in a hood walked up to crunchy chip, she didn’t have a good day at all so she went to crunchy chip and hugged him*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip jumps slightly at the unexpected contact.
"Woah! Darling, warn me next time! I almost just clawed your eyes out!"
*she snuggled into his shoulder and nodded*
“Sorry love..I just had a bad day today..”
He pulls her closer, gently carassing her hair
"Is that right? You wanna tell me what happened?"
*she looked at him, a fresh scratch on her cheek from a battle she had*
“Mmm..not really..”
He gently runs a finger over the scratch
" We don't have to talk about it.. but we should get you cleaned up, hm?"
*she shook her head*
“I’m fine crunchy”
*she looked at him and just snuggled into him*
“Can we go cuddle?”
"No! You're taking a shower first, then I'm gonna treat that scratch so that it doesn't get infected! "
He replies quickly, leaving no room for any argument
*a cookie in a hood walked up to crunchy chip, she didn’t have a good day at all so she went to crunchy chip and hugged him*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip jumps slightly at the unexpected contact.
"Woah! Darling, warn me next time! I almost just clawed your eyes out!"
*she snuggled into his shoulder and nodded*
“Sorry love..I just had a bad day today..”
He pulls her closer, gently carassing her hair
"Is that right? You wanna tell me what happened?"
*she looked at him, a fresh scratch on her cheek from a battle she had*
“Mmm..not really..”
He gently runs a finger over the scratch
" We don't have to talk about it.. but we should get you cleaned up, hm?"
*a cookie in a hood walked up to crunchy chip, she didn’t have a good day at all so she went to crunchy chip and hugged him*
@the-divorced-one
Crunchy Chip jumps slightly at the unexpected contact.
"Woah! Darling, warn me next time! I almost just clawed your eyes out!"
*she snuggled into his shoulder and nodded*
“Sorry love..I just had a bad day today..”
He pulls her closer, gently carassing her hair
"Is that right? You wanna tell me what happened?"