“Hush now, I need to hear Satan’s voice”
“You’re not even fun to torment”
"Give me at least 10 reasons why I should trust you" / “sweetheart I’ll give you an entire Bible if you want to”
“Ha ha so funny, now scram, my horns are starting to show because of this nonsense”
“I’m surrounded by idiots humans”
“Damn this human suit really itches"
"Hell is hot but so am I”
“I’m way more intimidating when I’m wearing my horns"
"So are all demons like you?” / “What, Irresistible? No sweetie, I’m a devil’s handmade doll"
"You did this didn’t you?!” / “What, Moi? C'mon sweet cheeks I’m not a prep"
"How dare you compare me to a ghost"
“Don’t tell me how to deal with my souls Mr/s. I am a Human"
"You know I can be the demon that haunts you in your dreams right?”
“I’m one of those hot demons”
“You are the most hateful person I’ve ever met” / “Ah, but that’s the problem there, I’m not a person, I am a demon"
"Wait, so you do have a tail?” / “Yeah dummy, shiny and pointy as fuck”
“I’ll do whatever you want as long as your soul belongs to me from this moment on”
“Your wishes are soooo boring”
“I’ve been haunting you for a while now, and I gotta say this… You life sucks buddy” / “Fuck off”