Crafty.

I ask for forgiveness, not permission

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[cheyanne-moved]

when he just fucked the shit out of you and you gotta let the cold air hit your sore ass 

[surprisebitch]

[itsjustkatrina]

In case you missed one of the worst and most awkward moments on TV ever…

[quixon]

Worst? This was fucking hilarious

[itsjustkatrina]

Stacey Dash getting attention isn’t funny though lmao she didn’t deserve this relevancy.

[ocelotapologist]

listen i don’t give a fuck if we’re friends, if we’re playing videogames i will show you no mercy. fuck you. be strong.

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[totalariana]

When you ask your Mom for money and she ask where your money at

[andrewbelami]

your mom:

[thechanelmuse]

Oh. My. Damn.

[thabootyscholar]

He did this……in J E A N S

[thechanelmuse]

He didn’t even look at the fucking rim…

[u-ie]

when new york found out the meaning behind “break a leg”

[01012012]

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

AS ONE DOES.

[leonvrdmccoy]

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

HE UNLEASHED 525 MILLION ANTS

[itsjustkatrina]

Tori Kelly’s face during Taylor Swift’s speech is me.

[dreamboatsandtrenchcoats]

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

[m-ignon]

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

[genderchilled]

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

[microscopically-deactivated2014]

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

[blasianxbri]

when someone tells you they’re in love with you, 

that’s some serious shit.

they’re basically saying

“i am completely vulnerable to you.

you have the power to destroy me emotionally,

but i trust you won’t.”

[loremcatsum]

Please reblog if:

•your anxiety has made it difficult for you to voice your opinion

•your anxiety has made it difficult to dress the way you want

•your anxiety has made it difficult to ask for help

•your anxiety has made you constantly worry if you are being annoying and wonder if your friends and family are valid relationships or if they just put up with you because they have to

And please know that you are not fighting this battle alone. You are worth more than your anxiety says. You matter and so does your opinion and your say. You are awesome

[teddiusra]

i had to let my boyfriend in on my dramatic realization about spongebob last night

[10centbullet-deactivated2020062]

i want someone to send me shit like this at 3 in the morning but the only one that does is my sister so

[girl-non-grata]

[yung-shorty-deactivated20220123]

My playlist either too sexual, too depressing, or too hood

[warmsuggestion]

You’re never bored when you’re in love because you’re always scared.