stoner princess

💓💜💓💜💓💜 22,usa, stoner, brat

[definitelytrash]

I'm feeling kinda bored and lonely. Let's talk about music and weed and life.

Kik me: lovelypunk

[definitelytrash]

What’re the odds you suck my cock and get your face covered in cum

0/10

[kweendestiny]

[heaven4everyone]

[soulsingerinasessionband]

my main goal

[soulsingerinasessionband]

is to blow up

[soulsingerinasessionband]

and then act like i don’t know nobody

[soulsingerinasessionband]

[dayaftermoon]

[softwaring]

[deadpossumbrigade-deactivated20]

Seeing a lot of landlords and their valiant defenders on this post so I’m here to say you’re all enemies of the working class

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[mydogisabutt]

more things i’ve discovered after 2 years of raising garden snails:

- they will wiggle their eye stalks in excitement - they have favorite places to sleep and favorite friends to sleep with - they’re good for your skin so let them run around on ur face!!! - they can feel their shells, which means they can feel u pet them (pet gently!!) - u can help a snail with a broken shell by giving it eggshells or cuttlebones to scrape (the calcium helps them patch up!) - they like a change of scenery and will explore all day if u change something - absolute cuddle bugs. love to snuggle with u, with friends, with dirt - u can hear them chew!! listen closely when u feed them….. asmr - as distinct as snowflakes, every single one is different!! i can tell all of my snails apart easily - babies. absolute baby children - speaking of babies, baby garden snails are no bigger than raindrops and translucent… delicate!! keep in a separate enclosure until they’re bigger!! baby jail!!! - some snails are shy……… kiss them. they are important

[thebrightsideofthebluemoon]

This is so sweet and I absolutely didn’t know I needed this till now

[i-raised-you-danker-than-this]

[valtsv]

my

is to

and then act like i don’t know

[gay-mychemicalromance-disaster]

thank you, i hate it

[yeennqueenn]

I can…I can HEAR HIM

[mangafascination]

[flashflashhundredyarddash]

Me, a disgraced academic turned farmer, surveying my crops: Finally… I am out standing in my field

[1st-1]

[popularmodernism]

[oneechangoddess]

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

[bitchycode]

if you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600

[heavensghost]