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BEHOLD

The coolest fukin bug iv ever caught. An purple grasshopper. He was sooooo nuch more vivid ourple irl, pic dosent do em justice i fear... úoù

I wanted so SO badly to bring em home and breed em. But i found the lil guy mid shift on the farm and also my mum has a strict "no bugs in the house" rule so...

Purple grasshopper army dreams SHATTERED.

#bug #grasshopper #bugblr #creature #yoink #get yoinked #he was really SOO purple #frein :)#insects #cw bugs #nature #photography #touch grass

A single mocking burd's beautiful serenade

It rather sounded like the whole flock of birds was awake again. It was very nice :) a very talented cretur

#touch grass #frein :)#nature #creature #video #birds #mockingbird #bird song

Beeetle :)

I love these guys they're so darn pretty, I wish they weren't pest bugs.

I never have the heart to squoosh them even if there in my garden.

Although really that's all bugs... What a life I picked working as a farmer with a bleeding heart for the small creatures of the world. 😔

LUCKILY I FOUND THIS ONE AND SOMEONE ELSE'S GARDEN SO NOT MY PROBLEM!! but my frein :)

#touch grass #frein :)#nature #yoink #creature #photography #cw bugs #bug #bugs #beetle #Colorado potato beetle #tw bugs #buglr

Waaps

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This was a very pretty big lady snapper, and she was not pleased with me, but she was over all pretty well behaved. She did snap at me ofc, but it was mostly shows of aggression no real reaches for my fingies. She didnt even hiss at me the sweet heart.

Its that time of year(at least here) where dumbass come out in droves to the fuckin road. And i do my duty as a creatur lover to help the stupids. If anyone sees this post and is unaware about how to move a big ol turt across the road properly i thought id give my preferred MO!

Approach the turt, see which way they are facing. (You need to bring them across the road the way they are heading or else they're just going to crawl back up into the road.)

Deploy the shroud, (a towel works best but a shirt, jacket on in my case a cloak, works just as good) make sure most of it hangs over their face. This gives you a bit more safety frm the snap and them less visible stressers.

Yoink the turt, hand placement is incredibly important. The back quarter of a snapper is safe to touch, they cant reach their necks back there (and the shroud provides additional safety) grab not JUST the top over hang of the shell, but also provide support from the bottom. (It's more comfortable for them and they will snap less, also a firmer hold for u)

Move the beast, dont run if you can avoid it but move Swifty and try and keep the creatur level.

Place the turt, put them as far off the road as you can and face them away from it. (An anger turt may turn back around to face you but at least try)

Reclaim ur towl/shirt/cloak

✨Profit✨

This might go without saying but-

never EVER grab a turtle by the tail!!

Its very painful for them and can cause health complications up to and including paralysis and death! The pain will also make them more irate, increasing your own likelihood of injury!

Additionally dont do the stick/towel/whatever in their mouth to drag them across the road, this can harm their bellys :(

Anways thank u for coming to my ted talk :)

#touch grass #frein :)#nature #yoink #(CAREFUL YOINK)#creature #photography #turtle #snapping turtle #common snapping turtle #(i think)#yapping this time #wildlife #wildlife awareness #animal awareness #how to

Spider rescu misson :)

Found in simk when doing the dishes

They uh... Kinda look dead in the pics... But they wer oki!

#touch grass #frein :)#nature #yoink #creature #photography #cw bugs #bug #cw spiders #spiders #spider

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giving my dog a treat :)

THIS JUST IN

Freind aquired!

Giant American water bug!!!

Found on the concrete outside of the lowes i wrk at...

Why is his dumbass so far away frm watwr??

My theory is bird took em and then droped the poor guy...

I am vrry very grateful he did not desing to bite me when i was handling him. Venous owie :(

I did have him kind of crawling all over me as I was simultaneously Manning or register and trying keep a hold of em as freind fetched a cup jail cell.

Here u get to see me and my freind cooing over him :)

#frein :)#touch grass #yoink #creature #nature #cw bugs #bugs #bug #photography #bugblr #water bug

Random interesting things I've found when out in the woods wildin around

#touch grass #nature #photography #mildy intresting

More natur photographyyy

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Not creatur but it IS postin

In all honestly I kind of just use this blog as a scrapbook for all my photos of nature, so im dumping in some nice pics of landscapes dispite lacking creatures. U hope the blog title police don't come for me....

#touch grass #nature #photography #nature photography

Möuse

#frein :)#touch grass #creature #nature #photography #mouse #did NOT yoink this one #i know better then to pick up mice/rats/moles #i wanted to tho #poor guy had heat exhaustion I think...

Various forgs

Forg in a pond, forg in a wall

No bitches?

(I use this one as a react images all the time)

#creature posting #frog #frogs #frogblr #touch grass #yoink #I see a frog and I instantly regressed to being a toddler #MUST AQUIRE

BEHOLD more of my sweetie sweetheart Ainsley 🥺🥺🥺

Their shell is healing!!!! Look at that progress 🥺 ohhh my bbgggg ther doin betterr

I also! Updated their enclosure!!! Now with coconut core substrate, two different types of moss, several new rocks and most importantly! Roomates in the form of a spring tail culture!!!

Also went out and got a plain old cuddle bone instead of the calcium block I had, i was worried about the add ins of the block gonna be fr.

#frein :)#touch grass #yoink #creature #nature #snail #snailblr #pet snails #my sweetieeee #also dont mind the one pic of aninsly w the messy ahh backround #i was carring them as i went around fetching things #and they did that cute reach upie and i needed a pic #garages are meant to be clean anywho

More of my beloved child Ainsley!!

Re misted the enclosure ate gave em some fresh veggies.

There not eating a super lot and idk if its cuz i just cant SEE how much is eaten cuz they smol and im giving pretty a lot of food or if there actually NOT eating..? (Im feeding carrots, bok choy and red bell pepper btw)

Woke up the poor silly to put em on the fresh food and i looked like they nibbled on the bell peper. Also the calcium block looks like it got nibbled on mebi...??

Their shell looks a bit better then it did b4 too i think.

(if anyone has any further snail keeping tips mad appreciate that.)

#frein :)#yoink #creature #nature #snail #pet snails #snailblr

Frin acquired

Ainsley the snaill is there name :)

My irl friend(human) brought me them thinking it was JUST a shell at work. I sniffed it and it didn't smell of death so i thought i rlly was just a shell but later on i was lookin at it and saw there was a lil guy all the way hidden in there.

So i got a paper cup and put some water in for them and took em home.

Idk if yall can see but there shell is really thin and broken at the edge and kinda scratched up hence the kidnapping.

Also if anyone has snail keeping tips that would be SICK

#touch grass #frein :)#yoink #creature #nature #snail #snails #pet snails