Eel from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Yellow Avenger
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Eel from SpongeBob SquarePants: The Yellow Avenger
Next time you find yourself typing up a 3+ paragraph response to one of my posts stop and remember that's the devil's work. Beelzebubs up to his old tricks once again and you gotta beat him. You gotta beat him.
analyzing culturally important shitposts from an autistic perspective. "Those are his hooves you bitch" occupies a particularly esteemed tier
I don't know if this really is apparent to others but one of the main types of humor on the internet is "person does 'deviant'/weird thing and everyone laughs at them"
there is, however, a related type, where a person does a "deviant" or weird thing, someone questions it, and gets immediately shut down with an equally unorthodox and "weird" reply, ending up memorialized as the person who stepped out of line
It's a fun little inversion wherein lil wayne is not violating socially sanctioned boundaries by having socks on in the jacuzzi tub, but the person questioning his socks definitely is, because why would you question someone's hooves? What is wrong with you? You bitch?
we put so much importance on romantic love in queer spaces that i think we can forget about how important queer friendships are. having queer friends makes it so much easier to accept yourself and learn to accept others. queer friendships have so much love stored in them
i’m not like other girls. i don’t die when i’m killed
there’s nothing worse than getting an email
except for getting a phone call
babygirl you won't believe the amount of popular things i don't know
this is the funniest thing I have ever seen someone say on roblox
I try to come at occult with the most scholarly and anti-woo attitude possible but advertisements might as well be curses
Anthropologically speaking, magic is like religion and science; it's a way of interfacing with and understanding the world.
It can have metaphysical functions, like offering some corn to the storm god so the storm god doesn't fuck over your crop harvest.
But magic sticks around because it also serves social functions: it makes people happy to have a corn festival for the storm god. Festivals are fun, it builds community.
One of the most important forms of magic is called "transactional" magic; forming relationships and communicating with entities that are personified elements of human life. The Greek god Ares is a personification of war, by pouring out some wine for him in the hopes that you'll survive a war, you are performing an act of transactional magic.
The advertising concept of Branding often seeks to personify a corporate entity whose only goal is to sell you things. Coke isn't just coke, it's hip, it's young, it's fashionable, and by purchasing Coke, the corporation will impart those qualities upon the customer. Which is by definition an act of transactional magic.
The fundamental structure of a transactional spell is "Perform rite X, receive boon Y" so yeah! I don't like these fucking advertising wizards putting their stupid glyphs everywhere!
#the coca cola logo is a glyph of Make You Angry
This is a good time to show y'all BREATHTAKING by Pepsi:
every tim burton character looks like they’re deficient in every single vitamin
by Nadav Neuhaus
Such bold design, reminiscent of a children’s hospital
Excellent application of color theory
gonna make a power-point for mystery flesh pit like i would do for fun as a child for things such as ancient Egypt or Greece.
One of the top unsettling mysteries of the Mystery Flesh Pit I adore is that we do not know what it eats
I feel like the greatest horror of the Mystery Flesh Pit story isn’t “ooooo there’s a giant organism underground how spooky”, but rather “this is what happens when the interests of capitalism and the tourist industry try to assert control over an environment that’s just trying to survive”