"Downtown St.Polype" @sanktpolypenbourg - Tumblr Blog

Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie

I have a REALLY hard time to process how computers, or anything, can make something like hundreds or thousands of operations/movements per second

But maybe another way to look at it is, computers are normal, it's *us* that are weird?

Specifically, what does "slow" mean? What keeps us from writing 200 emails per second and shit like that is limitations linked to our body mass, friction with our environment, the time lost as signals inside our brain are processed between different wet clumps, the processes that need to run simultaneously to keep us alive.

It is *easy* to do thousands of things per second if you are *not* weighed down by all that?

Urrrrrgh Norway is called Norway because it's "The Way North" :P

brilliant

Things that make me want to spray humanity with a water bottle

dogpuppy

nineteenyearoldmeblog

im fucking crying

argumate

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

theinflammablemammal

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

argumate

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

argumate

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

blocked

lalaithion

A hypothesized geography.

truth-shitposting

i bless the bonnie over africa

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

special-lucky-chosen-one

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

special-lucky-chosen-one

my bonnie lies over the ocean

my bonnie’s exceeding mach 3

romanceyourdemons

rip to the guy who posted his very expensive yixing teapot to r/tea, only for the comments to be not compliments on his taste as he expected, but instead GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY and I SHOULD CALL HER. he then crossposted it to r/gongfutea, which is ordinarily more dignified and self-serious, but was it? was it?? of course not, because this is reddit, and this was the teapot

bigfatbitchdotcom

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

bigfatbitchdotcom

It's not r*pe, it's rape. It's not su*cide, it's suicide. Not unalive, dead. The backbone needs to be reintroduced en masse because softening the blow of these concepts with advertising language does absolutely nothing but allow people unaffected by them to feel not even a sting of what they can do, prompting inaction.

bigfatbitchdotcom

And it's been proven that on certain websites, you don't even face a repercussion for using the words as they are. People just started censoring themselves because they feared the potential lack of views and likes and followers which is so nasty itself.

its-the-blob

I attended an anti-suicide seminar in college. One of the big takeaways from it was that stigmatizing suicide increases the rate of suicide, because people who are feeling suicidal feel like they can't ask for help. Every time I see babytalk garbage like 'unalive', I think of that.

ralfmaximus

Use the real words. Words have power, and they matter.

wordfather

your honor i was just furthering the plot

meows-at-ur-post

Meow

wordfather

thank you your honor

kipperdip

#0001 - Bulbasaur: The Seed Pokemon

I’m attempting to draw every pokemon, wish me luck

shirtsthatgohard

i got spanish anon hate for this one btw

City police poster: "Wir Suchen Dich!" :D

- Please No

Tumblr: They're suchen dich...? 👀

- PLEASE NO

#suchen dich #wir suchen dich #german

mentalhellonline

Me when I'm not sick: Why are there fucking stashes of tissues everywhere what was I thinking did I have insider knowledge of an impending bioweapon leak or

Me when I've got a cold: Oh

Also Me when I've got a cold: Aaand... we're out

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.