YOU BROKE THE RULES!

cats. cow chop. the creatures. 

[officialjiggly]

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[ramhaus]

a babie

[clawsfangs]

no offence but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all

[koovaislife25]

Wtf aleks 😂😂😂😂

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[creature-cat-erin]

me: suicide/killing yourself isn't something to make a joke about.

me: drops nachos on floor.

me: im going to fucking kill myself

[mfvictoria]

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “i haven’t started either”

[onlytwitterpics]

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

left at 2:45, arrived at 3:15, sat in the car for 15 minutes so it wouldn’t be weird

[thistherapylife]

It’s me

[tired-af-p]

Yeap. Everytime.

[katimorton]

Same.

[fakehauscrew]

I’m pretty sure this vine defines my life

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

[slurred] “Just pour it in the fucking thing.” [mumbles] “- fucking kids love it!” [shouts] “Fruit!”

[j3pper]

Is that Michael Jones?

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone

[cowgroup]

x

[cowchipper-blog]

You know what they do here? They fondle you.

[kiimtaehyng]

i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re not friends anymore” and i just said “okay” and she was like “So you’re giving me the sharpener??” and i was like “why are you talking to me? we’re not friends” and i wish i was still as savage as i was back then

[paddfoot]

idk man the thing that sucks about not being really pretty is that no matter what you tell yourself and what your friends might say, you sort of always know that you’re just not. and i’m not talking about being stubborn and fishing for compliments, it’s just knowing that you’re not conventionally attractive, that people on the street won’t double-take when you pass by them, that people won’t be flustered trying to talk to you. and i know looks aren’t everything but damn it sure feels like it when you aren’t absolutely gorgeous

[cosmemer-archive]

you’ve heard of careless whisper now get ready for

concerned shout

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