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[caats]

[safetynot9uaranteed]

[vincentpriceofficial]

message to all sick bitches who like freak sex. please survive

[rimpyspinkeye-deactivated202406]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

[hellenhighwater]

I put a little red sweater on Malice so the kids would think she's cool and I think it's working

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this

[the-moonbug]

No one seems to be acknowledging the far funnier element of this, which is, that when you go to the commenter’s account, you find out they are actually fucking roleplaying as a sexually repressed skeleton and jjst really committed to the bit while everyone in the reblogs is talking about how much they hate minors or trying to bring back asexual discourse or whatever. thank you kharak the skeleton servant of the almighty lich king

[yuckystinkingtooth]

Down In It promotional condom from 1989

[mysterycat-isme]

Not surprised it's unopened

[babyfinnmertens]

markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show

[markiplier]

I haven’t opened tumblr in ages why does this have to be the first thing I see?

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[aegisofthegods]

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Happy International Museums Day to the following people:

The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.

The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.

The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.

The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.

Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.

That one guy who...uh...really liked geodes. No, they were not a special interest. He really, really liked geodes.

[thatlittleegyptologist]

#OP WHAT DO YOU MEAN

While pretty and sparkly on the inside, the outer shell of a geode is incredibly hard, just like the man who was viewing them.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[chlover-my-shingles]

ok but can we talk about that group of kids??!

[thatlittleegyptologist]

What would you like to discuss?!

a) it was really funny

b) kids do this shit all the time

c) kids fucking about like that in a museum is way more entertaining than hearing on the staff radio that geode guy is back

[marissasketch]

Had to paint Moo Deng!! I love her so much

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

old gods are waking

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idea:

[day-time-dream]

[deiim]

rejection sensitivity is so fucking lame. like boo hoo look at me i felt mildly ignored for 30 seconds and already started planning my own funeral liKE BITCH CHILL it was never that serious

[only-cat-memes]

[theferrarieffect-deactivated202]

my roman empire is alex albon forcing max to draw a dick and max thinking it was a real track

source

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[wanderlust-farm]

I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

[pigeon-god]

for reference this was a past setup

[punished-venom-solitair-e]