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[midnightmurdershow]

Encounter With a Young Wild White Arctic Fox in Greenland by Stefan Forster Watch it here.

[vintage-tigre]

[herpsandbirds]

Spring Peeper (Pseudacris crucifer), male calling, family Hylidae, Manitoba, Canada

Hear the peeping here.

photograph by Owen Edwards

[emobanana22]

Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

[valtsv]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[npdclaraoswald]

A doll youtuber I watch has made a video about the history of Polly Pocket, and she's describing the plots of the dvd specials, one of which features an elderly woman named Ms. Throckmorton, and my reaction was

[bebx]

Would you still love me if I was a Bipes Biporus commonly known as Mexican Mole Lizard? 🥺😔

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[animyuls]

[divenlydecayed-deactivated20260]

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

[wiseguynephile]

biting you but shaking my head the whole time to rip and tear fleah

[sqiddylala]

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[mustelavison]

fart

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[greatestlittlegiant]

always thinking of that “i couldn’t stop wasting time” quote

[greatestlittlegiant]

song of the summer!!

[integratedcane]

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