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21 and obsessed with memes and a bunch of idiots on the internet. Header by lucky-no-booty

[uesp]

Unanswered Lore Question: Do Khajiit parents ever call their children home by going “pspspspspspsps”?

[sinfilth-moved]

self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

[drinkingteahuggingdogs]

We found Dean Winchesters real blog.

[sinfilth-moved]

put shit like this on my posts again and i’ll come into your house at night and shit in all of your cups and bowls

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 21st of june, 2012.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[allblackerrthingus]

X

[slmnbagel]

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

[shunliveshere]

This happens way too much for me now but all I can do is smile and nod because if I say something I’m automatically a sjw and my words are dismissed.

[comingouttomyself]

A German book about racism (called Exit Racism) addresses this and calls it „leaving wonderland“, you will probably never be able to go back there, which is hurtful but also an important.

[sarcasticslytherins]

Hermione: what did you do?

Harry: okay, i'll tell you but you can't be mad at me

Hermione: what. did. you. do?

Harry: well, i was minding my own business -

Ron: bullshit

Harry: i was!

[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

crazy 2 think tht I'm just a series of posts in someones phone screen

[raindogs-deactivated20230528]

ahah. Let Me Out <3

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[hokagee-deactivated20140711]

she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she wears high heels and i wear my naruto headband

[lovingrot]

viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s

[wherehipposdrome]

that was no animal, that was Claire herself

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the claire witch project

[candyredterezii]

[furfag]

u like to be scratched and pet? congratulations, mammal

[natitheking29]

oh yeah? explain THIS

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

How wonderful, to live in a world full of creatures waiting to be petted

[iapislazuli]

in class

me: *smiles*

teacher: why u smiling

me: nothing

me (in my mind):

[freshmoviequotes]

Knives Out (2019)

[july-19th-club]

me reading back my own writing

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[last-level-in-druid]

[video description: person on camera inhales on the party blower, not making any noise and simulating taking a drag off a cigarette. Then exhales as someone off-camera blows into their own party blower, making the sound. Person on camera loses their shit and everyone laughs. End description]

[whitepeopletwitter]