i dont rlly want 2 be here but /lit/ is unusable

I will block you if I don't like your posts. I expect the same treatment. "#reallygreatposts" is the tag I use for my own posts. This is because they're really great posts. Aesthetic tag is "#graphics reference" because I started it up when I was learning After Effects. I endorse everything ever said by everyone I reblog from, especially if we're arguing.

[crediblebombthreat]

*person who has no idea how the world works voice* ok so here's a rundown:

[angelic-soyo]

the tickle monster isn’t real you just giggled and peed yourself due to your material conditions

[queer-as-city-folk]

The only good part of Instagram is the satire news outlets

[anglaised]

what do you mean you dont want to buy my $55 dollar unsanded unpainted 3d printed dragon or my $102 resin triangle with sparkles and dungeons and dragons dice in it i worked really hard to make sure these end up in a landfill in exactly 6 months if u dont buy it now ill have to take it to the dump today

[ryanphantom]

Yeah, a 100% straight guy wore a Brony shirt to school. I just became 20% cooler.

[ryanphantom]

[mevil]

[donnatartlet]

[dogpuppy]

[gore-teeth]

[milquetoaast]

source

[taffywabbit]

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[ilynpilled]

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

[ilynpilled]

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

READY PLAYER TWO THEME SONG LEAK

[crediblebombthreat]

fullmetal alchemist, my brother in the hood throwing forks like black butler, you know we eatin' good

[the-punforgiven]

Dark Souls onion knight voice: "Oh, hello there. I'm pondering how best I can serve the transgender community, but I'm positively stumped! I've got to think of the proper way to do things, but I'm stuck at quite an impasse! Not to worry, though, I'm sure I'll think of something..."

*you hit the talk button again* "Perhaps I should remain as a cisgender ally, for cis men have such privilege that could be used to protect the vulnerable, and voices that can be heard when transfems are ignored..."

*you hit the talk button again* "Perhaps I should transition as well! No truer help than bolstering one's ranks, haha!"

*you hit the talk button again* "But then again, regardless of my feelings on the matter, that would deprive the trans community of an ally in my position, which could be dire..."

*you hit the talk button again* "Hmmm. Hmmmmmm..." <- this dialogue line loops forever until you continue the onion knight's questline

[thatdamnokie]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i wouldn't necessarily have a problem with seeing a doctor whose name was dr skull. but if his office was in a cave i'd be alert for signs of a lair

[longhorned]

I was reading the Wikipedia list of notable + ironic last words and the two most recent entries are so heartening