i dont rlly want 2 be here but /lit/ is unusable

I will block you if I don't like your posts. I expect the same treatment. "#reallygreatposts" is the tag I use for my own posts. This is because they're really great posts. Aesthetic tag is "#graphics reference" because I started it up when I was learning After Effects. I endorse everything ever said by everyone I reblog from, especially if we're arguing.

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*person who has no idea how the world works voice* ok so here's a rundown:

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[crediblebombthreat]

some blog called "you-can-always-tell1488" posting a billion times a day about how based god emperor trump is going to round up all of the leftoids. but when u call them an emotionally fragile dry-dick they will instantly block you and then start emoposting.

bro i'm just bantering! you can throw a slur back at me, I won't report you. if it's that big of a deal u can pay for my twitter bluecheck and i'll fuck off to there forever. Open offer.

[tpwrtrmnky]

fallen paladin who justifies everything in pseudo-therapyspeak like "okay but my oath was super toxic, nobody is perfect and I am still a good person even if I make mistakes sometimes"

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[gsirvitor]

Garlands upon his grave

And flowers upon his hearse,

And to the tender heart and brave

The tribute of this verse.

His was the troubled life,

The conflict and the pain,

The grief, the bitterness of strife,

The honor without stain.

Like Winkelried, he took

Into his manly breast

The sheaf of hostile spears, and broke

A path for the oppressed.

Then from the fatal field

Upon a nation's heart

Borne like a warrior on his shield!--

So should the brave depart.

Death takes us by surprise,

And stays our hurrying feet;

The great design unfinished lies,

Our lives are incomplete.

But in the dark unknown

Perfect their circles seem,

Even as a bridge's arch of stone

Is rounded in the stream.

Alike are life and death,

When life in death survives,

And the uninterrupted breath

Inspires a thousand lives.

Were a star quenched on high,

For ages would its light,

Still travelling downward from the sky,

Shine on our mortal sight.

So when a great man dies,

For years beyond our ken,

The light he leaves behind him lies

Upon the paths of men.

Garlands and Flowers, Charles Somner, 1875, The Masque of Pandora

They killed him because he is a family man.

They killed him because he wouldn’t stop talking.

They killed him because he reached the youth.

They killed him because he was effective.

They killed him because he spoke the truth.

They killed him because he is Christian.

If you are outside of the Left's paradigm, anyone that is right wing, or even called right wing by the Left, this is an attack on you too.

Because they view you the same way.

Rest in peace Charlie Kirk.

[crediblebombthreat]

Dude, imagine being the demon that has to torture Charlie Kirk (pbuh) in Hell. Absolute make-work, the kind of job you give to your stupid nephew.

All of this played-up saccharine dogshit in the wake of your death. And then Erika does a WWE walkout at your funeral. And Trump says "what a shame, he was -- and I'll get back to this -- he was so young. anyway, we really need a ballroom in the white house." And then he doesn't bring you up basically ever again. And everyone stops giving a shit in like 3 weeks. And then all of the people who were crying over your casket sort of make you into a joke. And the people who were fired because they didn't display appropriate reverence in the wake of your death get to sue for 3 Kirkillion dollars.

It is not a joke anymore, I think you guys should stop desecrating his memory. If people did this shit to me I would haunt them for a thousand generations.

[punishedagenttorture]

any time i see a based right-wing trad blog on here, i will scroll down for like 3 seconds and see a post that's like "wggahhhhh i'm a huge pussyyyyyy i need a woman to be my mommyyyyy" (usually via a 4chan screenshot). Why do you guys do that?

Go ask one, not me.

[crediblebombthreat]

oh ok. so u r just a normal unfuckable pussy.

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[crediblebombthreat]

they r desecrating his eternal soul in ways that i would have never been able to concoct even if i was a demon

[aviandaleks]

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*person who has no idea how the world works voice* ok so here's a rundown:

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they r desecrating his eternal soul in ways that i would have never been able to concoct even if i was a demon

[crediblebombthreat]

i need to complain about sculpey for 144 paragraphs but i woke up late and don't have the juice. but suffice to say: I am seething. i want to use fimo for everything but no one sells it locally and ordering it online SUCKS. all of this could be solved by scaling down my projects by like 50% but i dont want to.

[crediblebombthreat]

this is tough to post. i'm getting ahead of some allegations that are about to drop. some of you might have even heard. i want to make it absolutely clear before I enter litigation about the claims that are going to be levelled against me: I have never done anything for anyone else. Any claims that I have done something charitable or kind are absolutely false. There are some vicious rumors about me going around and I want everyone to know that I would never donate or volunteer or even give a homeless person five dollars or a sandwich. Nothing positive or productive has ever come from me. There is no sincere "bottom of my heart" and I always have ulterior motives. Any claims to the contrary are provably false, and I will see you in court.

[crediblebombthreat]

letting all bots know that i am able to take commission and i have several posts that could be taken out of context and accidentally reported and that my password is really easy to guess from context clues about my life and that i have a lot of money that i am not very careful with and that i would not immediately notice if it was stolen.

[metalpetalartist]

Made the mistake of making a reddit account for the game dev stuff and tried to advertise the voice acting role I am looking for.

Don't even know why the post got removed because I did everything the voice acting subreddit asked for. I'm not sure if they just want my account to be a certain age or some shit, but life sucks.

[thesituation]

i decided not to become a teacher for a few reasons but one of the main ones is definitely that i would get fired and possibly sued because i wouldn’t be able to resist spending 15 minutes on the fuckin founding mythos of the US and then hard pivoting like “and this is abu ghraib prison in iraq”

[thesituation]

like i realized if i had to stand there and talk favorably about thomas jefferson to impressionable children i would throw up

[oddarette]

Windex Xenomorph

Windex Xenomorph 💦

[wesaier]

Headshot!