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💋 Urus’ Bitch , Weirdo , Fan ❤️8/30/25❤️
[ Soulbound , Non-sharing / Doubles DNI ] 💌
!!! My boyfriend , My wife , My husband, My life 💋💋 !!!

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💋 Matthew (^∇^) He/Him
??? Cis , Queer , Disabled , Insane 💌
💋 Urus’ Bitch , Weirdo , Fan ❤️8/30/25❤️
[ Soulbound , Non-sharing / Doubles DNI ] 💌
!!! My boyfriend , My wife , My husband, My life 💋💋 !!!
“*Posts an offensive post that, quite literally, is NOT funny and will never BE funny*”
*Gets called out for it*
“Wait guys it was a joke!!! I was kidding!!!”
Telling someone to kill themselves and sending them death threats and gore images is NOT funny NOR a joke, Why do people think they can magically excuse themselves after saying the most offensive thing alive because “its a joke”
!!! 潤(Uru) Selfshippers DNI !!!
ok now imagine f/o holding your face and crooning “oh honey,” really sympathetically and giving you a forehead kiss
Repost to gently trace your F/O's face with your hands
“IMG_0247” (2008)
Don’t talk to me rn.
OUUUGGHHHH DON’T TALK TO ME RIGHT NOOOOWOWWW!!!!!!!
!!! 潤(Uru) Selfshippers DNI !!!
F/O Questions
I decided to make some f/o questions since I haven’t really seen any before! ^^ For those of you who don’t know f/o stands for fictional other it’s like significant other.
1. Where is their favorite place to be kissed? 2. Is your f/o ticklish? 3. How would you describe your f/o’s laugh? 4. What’s their favorite kind if date? 5. Do you propose to them or do they propose to you? 6. Does your f/o want kids? 7. What does your f/o smell like? 8. How does your f/o sleep? (some examples: Do they toss and turn or are they still? Do they snore? Do they talk in their sleep? Are they sleepwalkers?) 9. Does your f/o like video games, or do they prefer books? 10. Does your f/o like movies? If yes, what kinds? 11. Does your f/o have any habits? 12. When they smile how does it make you feel? 13. What your favorite word to hear your f/o say? 14. Can your describe your f/o’s voice? 15. Can you describe how your f/o kisses?
my partner said something that kinda rocked my world
Heh.. yumeship video by urs truly 👀👀
!!! 潤(Uru) Selfshippers DNI !!!
may I request f/o helping s/i with poor memory and/or brain fog?
s/i with brainfog & f/o imagines
f/o(s) casually reminding you of important events you have to attend, making sure you don't lose track of where you have to go during the week.
f/o(s) understand if you are too tired to talk or do stuff together. they offer to spend the day resting, maybe watch a mindless show or movie, maybe get deserved hours of sleep near each other.
for romantic or qpp f/os, they don't force you to go on super elaborate dates, and they understand if you can't bring yourself to remember to do the shopping or clean stuff; they'll either remind you of it and or do it themselves.
if you have trouble focusing on getting work done, your f/o(s) would suggest to do your respective duties together: maybe you use the living room and decide to leave your cellphones in another room in order to focus better! seeing them be productive may lead you to get more work done than if not.
for all f/os, they don't get angry or upset at your exhaustion. maybe they know how brain fog feels and how tiring it is to carry on with it, so they try to be as helpful and supportive as they can !
Imagine your f/o speaking to you through a dream
You go to sleep, and doze off..
The next thing you know, your f/o is right in front of you
You can’t believe it! You reach out to touch them and hold their hand
They hold your hand in return, interlocking your fingers
They give you a sweet smile, before whispering a soft, yet memorable..
“I love you.”
You wake up, and it’s already morning.. A dream that short felt like it could last forever.
f/o just gets so happy when they see you again btw. No matter if you just came home after a long and stressful day or have not even left the house. No matter what you have been up to they are just so happy to see you again and wants to hear everything about how your day was! They just love you so much and want to hear every little detail about it! (and dw they will remember it for later-)
F/o x you/self insert dynamic
“I’m no angel” x “trust me, angel. You are.”
𖡎 please check out my pinned post/f/os list before interacting thnx u 🐚🪼
Imagine your rougher fo’s being gentle whenever you allow them to stroke your hair or cuddle close
My fellow selfshippers with BPD or rejection sensitivity
Your f/o isn’t leaving you. The idea of being away from you pains them, and they understand it hurts you too. If they go to work or are away for a while, they always come back to you and hold you close as can be, telling you about how much they missed you during their day. All those other people they talked to? Doesn’t matter. Your f/o was still thinking about coming home to you, getting those conversations over with.
You are their number one, now and forever. Even if they’re busy or with other people, they will prioritize you. They don’t think you’re selfish or pathetic or anything negative just for fearing abandonment. And if you need them they will always come back to you to help.
putting on a sweet song and holding your f/o, squeezing their cheeks and messing with them while giving pecks on their face