Crenk dat Soulja Boy

[boykeats]

public places need to give me a heads up before they start playing fleetwood mac. i’m not ready to have a spiritual out of body experience in the cold & flu aisle of cvs

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kol-isha-deactivated20180227]

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

TFW your boyfriend is a 17th Century Catholic vampire who is NOT OVER™ the Glorious Revolution of 1688.

[lunarebane]

Ok i was expecting red flags and shit but I’m not sure what color this flag is but there’s a flag and I’m confused.

[chromolume]

me at a party: play it cool tonight no contemplation on the fleeting nature of joyful things

me after two drinks:

[dwight-schrutes]

me about my new hyper-fixation 

[thats-so-meme]

[ophanic]

[pressgardn-archive]

everyone: please do something about climate change we’re dying

politicians:

[gothicprep]

this is a sadder and shorter story than the hemingway thing abt baby shoes

[distinguishedbaloney]

[shitpostempire]

[wideboy64]

[devilishdescent]

with his flesh abroad, he wakes. on its return, he slumbers again.

[devilishdescent]

the pain of departure pulls him from his dreams, his nightmares, his vast and unspeakable visions of beyond. god bless the back of the beast, for it is all that keeps us from his terrible awareness.

[galacticpasta]

this is post is definitely part of something far darker than we will ever be able to comprehend

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

Paul: Judas truth or dare??

Judas: dare

Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC

[ghoulfr13nd]

Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare

Peter: truth

Jesus: would you ever betray me peter

[papa-peach-deactivated20241019]

Peter:

Jesus:

(a few days later)

Peter: *betrays Jesus*

Jesus:

[that-twink-over-there]

Jesus: *returns*

Peter: “Jesus… you’re back ?”

Jesus:

[aaronexplainsitall]

this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash

[blurds]

[anxietyproblem]