✰starbaby✰

bitch lasagna

[asscrackcreed]

lorenzo de medici had no reason looking like jimmy fallon

[yankikki]

buon compleanno ezio! <3

[star01007]

[marisatomay]

passports…should not expire

[marisatomay]

actually i have decided that passports shouldn’t exist at all

[marisatomay]

i love it here

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Me when I'm about to do a terrorism but I am stopped by a cop asking for my passport

[37q]

watch out

[37q]

not again

[suigintou]

looking at wikipedias list of obsolete jobs and dreaming of a better life

[killrockstar]

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

[ghostfacedbat-deactivated202603]

[amygdalae]

If I was some lil farmer townsfolk guy in skyrim and I heard one of the guards say "been too long since we had a good bandit raid" I'd be so fucking mad

[senketsus]

listen here, you outdated meme

[joetheblogger]

[justslowdown]

A goat is: a death wish on hooves with a sense of humor and a can-do attitude.

[creekfiend]

She has done this TWICE btw

[killapunk]

[faetasias]

MISAKI BIRTHDAY MISAKI BIRTHDAY MISAKI BIRTHDAY

[dekkenminus]

[toastbutteregg]

[astrangerreplay-deactivated2019]

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[elemeno-pee]

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

[cricketsqueak]

real life creepypasta