Pet names from the entire CoD ensemble (TF141, Los vaqueros, Graves, Alex & Farah, Hadir, Valeria..)
because it’s actually painful when I see someone use one that I could not imagine hearing from them (no hate it’s my problem not anyone else’s 😭🙏)
A/N: y’all I’m not from any of the character’s countries meaning idk standard terms of endearment in their countries/languages (о´∀`о) - especially the Arabic ones
Also, I may do another one with Makarov, Nolan, König (ew), Horangi and anyone else y’all want!
@medic--main for you :33
Kyle ‘Gaz’ Garrick
MY BABY (anywho)
- definitely uses ‘Love, Lovey, Babe, Baby’
- could hear him possibly saying ‘Darling’
- maybe ‘Sweetheart’
- honestly probably wouldn’t use his lover’s name as much to their face. More while referring to them.
- If you ever got married, he would 100% jokingly yell “HUSBAND/WIFE!!” Whenever someone wanted to speak to you.
Rodolfo ‘Rudy’ Parra
- y’all idk Spanish but if you have any ideas for pet names in Spanish then yes.
- ‘Amor, Corazón, Cariño’ [Love, Heart, Darling]
- ‘Darling’ is something that could be heard at points in time but likely not when dating, more married.
- would interchange between ‘Amor/Love’ in conversations.
- Would use your first name a lot, especially when other people are around. It’s not that he’s insecure or anything, he just prefers using your name.
Phillip Graves
- ‘Sweetheart’ violent screaming
- ‘Darling’ more violent screaming
- Could at times use ‘Baby, Love’
- rarely says ‘Babe’ instead of ‘Baby’
- ‘Honey’ <33
- ‘Doll’ or ‘Dolly’
RHAJGDISHDUAUDHSB IM GOING INSANE
- honestly wouldn’t use your name a lot, sure sometimes when he’s in conversation with others, but even then he just says ‘the missus/mister’ or ‘my sweetheart’
- would sometimes tease you when you’re dating by using your last name rather than your first name when wanting your attention. Idk it’s an authority thing. 😏
John Price
- ‘Darling, Love, Sweetheart’ melts
- again, before you took his last name (or he takes yours), he would call you by your last name.
- ‘Lovey’ when he wants to be a pain tease
- in marriage he would often say ‘Sweetie’
- sometimes uses ‘Honey’ or ‘Hon’
- sometimes he would use your first name.
Alex Keller
RAHHH MY LOVE <333
- ‘Babe, Baby’ an insane amount.
- Sometimes, but not often, ‘Love’
- probably uses stupid names or inside jokes that no one else understands.
- if you speak another language, he 100% try’s to learn it and use names from it (he’s absolutely terrible to the point of it being painful, but he’s adorable in trying nonetheless).
- used your first name a lot, sometimes used your last name as a joke.
Farah Karim
- ‘My Love’ is her go to <33
- never ‘Babe’ but sometimes (rarely) ‘Baby’
- ‘Honey’ or ‘Hon’ especially.
the next ones I got straight off of Google so I apologise in advance if they’re wrong (´；Д；`)
- ‘habib albi’ This term of affection means “love of my heart” - حبيب/حبيبة قلبي
- ‘ya hayati’ “my life” - يا حياتي
I would put more but that fucked up my keyboard and took about 10 minutes (copy and paste was a pain in the ass)
Hadir Karim
- said ‘Babe’ once and immediately regretted it, he thought it sounded stupid. It did
- never ‘Baby’
- sometimes he says ‘Love’ or ‘My Love’
- Has a lot of inside jokes that he uses to make fun of you (he means it in good fun).
- Any of the Arabic words from Farah’s list (I’m aware that Uzikstan has its own language.. because I searched it up.. but they also speak Arabic - it’s just not as well spoken)
- sometimes try’s out ‘Sweetie’ or ‘My Sweet’
More Arabic below ⬇️ (again I’m so sorry if it’s wrong it’s from Google I know absolutely nothing about the language, please correct anything if you do know🧍♂️)
- ‘ya helo’ “my beautiful” - يا حلو/حلوة
- ‘ya amar’ “my moon” - يا قمر
John ‘Soap’ MacTavish
- ‘Hen’ & ‘Honey’ for sure
- Often also uses ‘Sweetheart’ and ‘Sweetie’
- probably uses ‘Bonnie’ if he’s with a femme partner (idk much about Scottish slang)
- loves to yell ‘WIFE/HUSBAND’ if y’all ever get married.
- Would probably jokingly say ‘Dear’ or ‘Darling’ to sound fancy (it sounds so weird with his accent that it always makes you giggle)
- ‘Doll’ and ‘Dolly’ while dating, not as much during marriage.
Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley
- ‘Dear’ when married, also uses ‘Darling’ a lot when married but plays (teases) when dating.
- he sometimes, but it’s usually rarely, ‘Sweetie’ or ‘Sweetheart’
- apparently ‘Duck’ is a British term of endearment? Idk it says older gentlemen use it and he seems like he would say it. Old man soul
- sometimes says ‘Love’ or ‘Lovey’ when he’s sleepy.
- uses your first name a lot, not as much your last name.
- unless you get married, in which he uses your last name all the time (whether you take his last name or he takes yours)
Alejandro Vargas
- He uses a lot more English than Spanish around you unless your first language is also Spanish.
- He loves to tease you with inside jokes and all sorts of complicated Spanish compliments if you don’t speak the language.
- ‘Cariño’ & ‘Amor’ a lot.
- Doesn’t usually use ‘Corazón’ but it will rarely slip.
- ‘Cielo’ [Sky] sometimes, but again, not so much.
- sometimes says ‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’
Valeria Garza
Gods there aren’t enough women
- lovesss calling you ‘Corazón’ and ‘Cielo’ especially right next to your ear while holding you from behind, pushing her body weight onto you.
- ‘Mi Vida’ [My Life] sometimes
- ‘Mi Rey/Reina’ [My King/Queen] a lot, especially if she’s treating you to dinner/luxury.
- Doesn’t often use English pet names, but when she does she favours ‘Love’ or ‘My Heart’ (she often translates Spanish names directly into English)
Nikolai
- I honestly could imagine him saying ‘baby’ or ‘babygirl’ and I don’t know if it would be as a joke or not.. that’s up for interpretation.
- When you two just started dating, he jokingly called you ‘comrade’ to his and your friends to confuse the shit out of people.
- ‘котёнок “kotyonok” [kitten] also as a joke (maybe not.. up for interpretation again…
- ‘Жизнь моя’ “zhizn moya” [my life] as an actual name he uses for you.
- he doesn’t use a lot of pet names in public, mostly when it’s just you two.
Description: While at the hard deck with the other daggers, Mickey - your boyfriend - get’s heavily flirted on by a stranger when you’re not around, and he is never more committed to shut someone down.
Warnings: Alcohol/Drunkenness, very light sexual harassment (fem on man). Canon-typical asshole Hangman. I love Reuben. Fanboy is a sweetheart. Other than that it’s just an established relationship and fluff. No use of y/n.
WC: 1,500
A/N: Guys if you want more Mickey (or any top gun) PLEASE request - I have been struggling for ideas lol - even if it’s just another version of an already made fanfiction with a different character, or a headcanons prompt!! - ALSO for anyone who read my prev a/n on my other fanboy ff, I GOT 100% ON MY ENGLISH EXAM!!! I actually started tweaking out (it was creative writing). We don't talk about my other exams though.
“Oh come on!” Mickey groaned while throwing his arms in the air, physically complaining over the miss he just hit in pool. “The tables gotta be uneven or something.” He said, mostly jokingly.
"Don't be bitter that I'm just better." Reuben shrugged, flashing a cocky smile to tease his best friend with.
After a long day of flying, most of the squadron retired to the most familiar place on base, the Hard Deck. A comforting yet bustling bar that welcomed naval aviators with open arms.
"Now that's funny-" Fanboy was about to start, but was quickly cut off by that oh so familiar southern drawl.
"Boys, boys, let me show you how a real man shoots." Hangman mocked, condescendingly snatching the pool cue out of Fanboy's hands while simultaneously shooting a wink to one of the many attractive women scattered around the bar. Payback's face formed a frustrated expression as he leaned back to watch what Hangman would do. Hangman did this more than anyone would like. Preferably, he'd never interrupt the games for some silly flirting exercise, but something about Jake couldn't live without the thrill of the tease.
Fanboy was about the opposite, despite what his callsign may allude. Sure, before he met you, he would throw around a few pick up lines and enjoy the spotlight whenever a pretty girl noticed him. But now? He is duller than a rock if someone tries to get a piece of him. You're his favourite person in the entire world, and he makes sure you know it - as long as you promise not to tell Reuben. He can't have another passive-aggressive flight because Reuben decided to teach him how significant of a role he plays in Mickey's life. He would rather jump out of his plane mid flight than let you think you meant anything less to him.
So when the girl Hangman had been flirting with had finally approached him with her friends who had been giggling like hyenas at the squadron the entire night, he just went to get another round.
He looked back from the bar to see the girls clinging to various daggers while waiting for the drinks, chuckling at the sight of Reuben getting surrounded. He didn't think anything of it until one of them separated and began approaching him.
But he didn't want to assume anything, she may just be coming to do the same thing as him.
"Hey handsome." She giggled, leaning against the bar next to Fanboy. Welp, there goes the lack of assumption.
"Hi." He responded bluntly, giving a brief polite yet not hinting smile. All that warranted was a giggly and flirtatious response.
"Come here often?" She said, clearly a little tipsy if not anything further. She scooted closer to him, practically brushing him. As much as he wanted to make space between him, the bar was particularly crowded and he honestly didn't want to bother the aviator directly behind him.
"Yeah a bit, most of us frequent this bar the most." He said with a dry sigh, averting eye contact. He couldn't help but wish Penny sped up with the drinks, but he would never in any lifetime say that to her and face her (and Maverick's) wrath.
"Come on pretty boy, loosen up." She giggled while gripping his arm, trying to push their bodies flush together.
"Okay no thank you." He quickly spoke, lightly pushing her away. He was uncomfortable, and couldn't help but feel guilty despite the fact he had done nothing wrong. "I have a girlfriend." He stated, easily plying her hand off his arm.
"Is she here?" She said while staring into his eyes playfully, unbothered by the physical signs he was presenting.
"No?" He said, puzzled by her persistence.
"Then she doesn't have to know." She responded while trying to close the distance again.
"Here ya go." Penny interrupted with a small smile, placing a tray of various alcoholic beverages in front of them before dashing off to another patron. all Mickey could think was 'oh thank goodness' as Penny saved him from this uncomfortable and awkward encounter.
He grabbed the drink tray and flashed the girl a small, awkward smile as he sped walk to the full group again.
"Ayy!!" Reuben and various others bellowed, grateful to see another wave of drinks. "Our saviour." He joked, taking a beer.
"On land and sky." Mickey responded, placing the tray down while grabbing himself a beer. It only took a few awkward shuffles from Mickey for Reuben to detect something was off, despite his current state.
"You good?" He asked with a smile, tilting his head as he carefully watched Mickey's reaction.
"Yeah, yeah, I just feel... dirty." Mickey murmured, the guilt of another woman's attraction to him weighing on him like an elephant.
"Dirty? Or like.. dirty." Reuben repeated, shifting from a playful to serious tone.
"Dirty." Mickey echoed, reaching for his phone in his back pocket. "...One of the girls was flirting with me. Hard." He elaborated.
"Since when was that a bad thing?" Reuben scoffed, before a wave of realisation hit him. "Ohhh... right, okay." A neutral tone flowing through his voice. It only took a second for a puzzled expression to take over his face. Mickey had to admit one thing, Reuben was one of the most expressive people he's ever met.
"So... why do you feel bad?" He mocked, a slight laugh leaving his mouth. "You didn't flirt back.. right?" Reuben questioned. He knew how utterly enamoured Mickey was with you, he had to get his callsign from somewhere. But he couldn't help but seek clarification.
"No!" Mickey swiftly reacted after taking a gulp of his beer, a frankly offended expression covering his face.
"...." Reuben just stared, a little dumbfounded at Mickey's loyalty policies. Despite a hint of respect also developing, he couldn't help but laugh at Mickey's commitment to you. And his standards for what counts as something he should feel guilty for or not. However, Reuben was also observant. Even if he wasn't, it would still be easy to tell how sad the thought of someone else flirting with Mickey made him. Someone other than you. But his trance was interrupted by an exaggerated sigh.
"Okay, look. I'm only ever going to say this once, so listen up." Reuben began, placing his beer down as he forced eye contact with Mickey. Landing a hand on his shoulder, he groaned as he realised what he was about to say and the possibility of Mickey never letting him live it down. "You're attractive. Really damn hot, man. Both physically and personality wise. You have good energy and people are naturally drawn to your confidence and kindness. So you're gonna have to get used to the idea of people, women included, approaching you and flirting." Reuben stated, more teaching than hyping.
Mickey was conflicted between smiling and teasing Reuben. "Come on man, that's the nicest thing you've said to me." He said with a chuckle as his shoulders dropped and his gave Reuben a quick hug before he potentially got bitch slapped by him.
"Okay off." Reuben scolded, pushing Mickey off of him with a forced groan.
"...I'm still gonna call her though." Mickey quickly ushered while typing in your contact on his phone, which just elicited a 'why do I even try' motion from Reuben as he walked away.
Your phone rang a couple times before you got the chance to pick it up, busy with an email.
"Hello?" you spoke seriously, forgetting to check the caller ID.
"Babe!!" Mickey spoke, excited to hear your voice. He always sounded ecstatic whenever you two spoke.
"Hey baby, what's up?" You spoke warmly, a complete shift from your initial greeting.
"I just wanted to tell you I love you more than anything in the entire world. Even flying." Mickey spoke quickly, not for a lack of authenticity.
"I love you too... why are you calling to tell me this?" You said with a small chuckle, it wasn't uncommon for Mickey to randomly declare his love, especially over the phone due to distance. It was however rare for him to do it at this late hour.
"Some girl was flirting with me. BUT! I didn't at all entertain it for a second." Mickey emphasised, he was only slightly tipsy but the honesty made you giggle. You would never in a million years have to worry about his loyalty, and this is one of the reasons.
"Well I appreciate that." You responded softly, the yearning for his presence briefly satiated by his voice. All you could hear on the other end of the line was a low giggle, as far as you could tell he could very well be twirling his (non-existent) hair and kicking his feet.
"I miss you sweetie." You whispered with a gentle desire from the heart.
"I do too, but you'll never guess what Reuben said to me." Mickey said with a chuckle, you could practically hear his smile, and his longing.
A/N: Bit of a corny ending but I didn't know what else to do lmao.
Started: 12:00am Sunday 22nd of June
Ended: 8:00pm Thursday 26th of June
Warnings: Drunkenness/alcohol!! Other than that all fluff. Canon-typical asshole Hangman. established relationship and mentions of introverted girlfriend - no use of y/n
Description: While drinking at the Hard Deck with his fellow daggers, Fanboy finally gets to prove the origins of his callsigns through his drunken ramblings about his (civilian) girlfriend.
WC: 1,580
A/N: My first time posting fanfiction on this account!! Glad it’s dedicated to my underrated husband <33 - on that note, I did write this instead of studying (I’m mid exams) as a form of procrastination, and honestly a de-stressing exercise type thing lmao
“Earth to Garcia?” Mickey hears as he slowly raises his head from his phone, awaiting a text from his girlfriend after the string of ‘I miss you’ and ‘you won’t believe what Reuben just said’ messages.
“Huh? Did you say something?” Fanboy responds, unsure of who grabbed his attention.
“Man, what’s even so interesting on your phone? Come on! Live in the moment!” Javy disappointedly scolded him, gaining some nods and murmurs of agreement. Majority of the squadron were sitting in a spacious booth, various alcoholic drinks accompanying them. Fanboy was squished in between Payback and Hangman while sitting across from Phoenix, Bob and Coyote while Fritz and Rooster sat at the end in seperate chairs.
“Sorry I find my girlfriend more interesting than you guys.” Fanboy scoffed sarcastically.
“Really? Doesn’t seem like she’s responding anytime soon.” Hangman joked with that bothersome southern drawl, peering over to see Fanboy’s one sided conversation. He didn’t blame you, it was late. Really late. The daggers were given a day off and decided to celebrate, not having to worry about getting up early - despite the fact majority probably would anyways.
“She’s probably just asleep, she has exams.” Fanboy defended, he didn’t want the others to get the wrong idea, that he was needy or anything. Though, it didn’t really help. But he wasn’t lying, you were mid exam week in college and were conditioning yourself to a better sleep schedule, he would probably tell you to go to sleep if you did ever respond.
“Mhm… I’m starting to think she’s been made up.” Hangman mocked, no matter how much alcohol he has - he will always find a way to push someone’s buttons. If anything, the alcohol made him more irritating. But before Fanboy could interject, he was saved by his best friend.
“Trust me, she’s real.” Payback groaned. Fanboy wasn’t surprised that he backed him up, or that he seemed so annoyed about it. Reuben had nothing against you, to be honest, he hadn’t even met you in person. But, he did have the unfortunate role of being the closest to Mickey in every outburst he had when he was away from you for too long and needed to scroll through all your shared memories. Reuben had lost count of how many times Mickey showed him his favourite photo of you two right before he got called to Top Gun.
“Really? I need proof or I’m never believing you.” Hangman emphasised, more likely bored than actually unbelieving. Mickey was attractive, both physically and personality-wise, it’s no shocker he’s dating someone. But when your foundation is being a dickhead, and you add alcohol and boredom to the equation, you need someone to annoy. Fanboy was just the easiest target for Hangman given the situation.
“Haha, no chance.” Fanboy swiftly replied. He absolutely loved showing people photos of you. Displaying you with pride, like a toddler showing off their artwork. But when it came to people in the military, specifically other men in the military, he always felt icky. After hearing too much nasty locker room talk, he really only described you and your shared experiences, keeping away from physical depictions and photos. The only exceptions were guys he really trusted, like Reuben. And it’s not even that he doesn’t trust Jake, he just doesn’t want to risk you getting involved in his constant teasing.
“Come on, you always talk about her - just one photo!” Phoenix chimed in, genuinely curious. Fanboy took a second, he was always easy to persuade when he was drunk. But, he stuck to his values and faced his phone away from Jake while scrolling through his favourites album.
“Seriously?” Hangman bluntly groaned, shaking his head in disbelief. “I swear I wont actually say anything weird.” Hangman pleaded, that signature smile spread across his slightly flushed cheeks.
“No shot.” Mickey responded, clicking on one of his favourites of you. You were in a beautiful black dress with some light makeup, it was the one time he ever successfully persuaded you to go to a big party. You were smiling widely, holding onto Mickey while both of you were laughing your asses off. It was a candid one of your mutual friends took while you were both drunk out of your minds. Your hair was slightly tucked behind your ear, revealing an earplug. You were never good with loud noises or bustling groups, so Mickey bought you earplugs to colour match your jewellery. You seemed so happy, and Mickey couldn’t have been more relieved. He was terrified that he would finally get you to go out to a big party and you would hate it, so he sought to make you as comfortable as possible in the situation.
He proudly flipped his phone towards the other side of the booth, presenting you to Phoenix, Bob and Coyote while Rooster and Fritz peeked over. Just about everyone was curious at this point, they had always gotten bits and pieces of his ranting about you but never actually seen the face that matches the admiration.
“Aww!! She’s so pretty.” Bob reacted softly, trying not to overstep but also wanting to validate Fanboy.
“The dress is stunning on her.” Phoenix raved with an approving smile to Fanboy.
“I know, everything’s stunning on her.” He sighed thoughtfully. Despite the fact you were dating, he was still acting like a schoolgirl yearning over her celebrity crush. The others could only laugh at this, while Hangman just drank from his beer. He doesn’t usually feel left out due to his very extroverted and dominating personality, but this was an exception.
“Well that explains a lot.” Rooster chuckled.
“Huh?” Fanboy was seemingly brought out of his trance, tilting his head at Rooster’s comment.
“Your callsign, always wondered what warranted it.” Rooster elaborated, gaining a group-wide laugh. It was so true, he was full on fanboying over you.
His slight embarrassment to his exposure was quickly taken to a halt when his phone buzzed while Phoenix was holding his phone, admiring the photo.
“Mickey baby, you drinking responsibly or just drinking?” You texted. You couldn’t help but laugh at the seemingly millions of messages you had gotten while locked in studying - cramming - for your next exam in… about 7 hours.
Mickey chuckled at your message the moment he snatched his phone back. But, his remaining responsibility took control as he replied.
“You should be sleeping! I love youuuuuuuuuu1!1!1!! go to sleep!” He typed out, his heart sad that he knows he can’t keep you up. But, his last remaining brain cells were aware that you needed to sleep for your big exam in the morning.
“No fair, you texted me first.” You groaned, knowing he was right.
“Yeahhh but like…. I don’t have work in the morning.” He sighed, he was so excited for your exams to be over so he could endlessly bug you without feeling guilty about taking up your time.
“What’s going on now?” Hangman interjected, finally trying to weasel his way back into the conversation.
“I’m telling her to go to sleep, I wasn’t lying - she’s got exams.” Fanboy whined, he was desperate to talk to you - he was always extra clingy when drunk.
“Ooh that reminds me of this other photo.” He quickly switched up, you stopped replying so he could tell you got the message and (hopefully) went to sleep rather than uselessly cramming.
“Oh lord not again.” Reuben moaned, falling back into the seat while he had to sit through yet another rant about you.
“I took this one after the last one when we were in bed..” Mickey was swiftly cut off by some disapproving noises.
“No, no, not like that, it’s nothing sexual - it’s cute!” Mickey reassured, not surprised that his friends’ minds immediately went there.
He pulled up a photo of him lying on your chest while you were both pressed together on your sides, lipstick marks all over his face. He had about a dozen kisses on his face printed from your lipstick, and he couldn’t have been happier. He and you were both still clearly drunk - only the bottom half of your face in frame. Your hair was dangling onto Mickey while he was tucked just below your chin, leaning into your chest. Your smile was just in frame, while his was front and centre. He loved the photo not only for its contents, but also the fact that it was one of your favourites. Mickey explained to his friends the backstory, and how you never really liked seeing or taking photos of yourself. So the fact that you were only partially in frame yet your presence was one of the most significant aspects, it was perfect.
“Okay, okay, we get it - you’re an absolute fanboy. Can we talk about something else now?” Hangman complained, still excluded from the presentation.
“This is what you get for being such an asshole and taking advantage of any personal thing we tell you, Bagman.” Phoenix responded, utilising her daily humbling moment. With a few ‘karma’ and ‘deserved’ comments flying around alongside the comfortable laughter, Mickey couldn’t help but feel so at home. He missed you more than anything, and he couldn’t wait to introduce you to his friends.
“Good night baby ❤️ ❤️” you finally texted back.
“Were you studying just then??”
“I had to finish up!!”
“Yeah? Well good night sweetheart, sleep well ❤️” he replied, shaking his head with a small chuckle.
Mostly Domestic + Dating, normal habits, + a bonus of Hotch’s sister x Reid
A/N: I tried to keep it very open while being descriptive cause I personally hate when I’m reading a really good fic or headcanons post describing the reader and it’s just… not me. Anywho, first time writing for Spencer!! Recently got back into criminal minds - but I’m only on season 6 (^-^;)
Warnings: None!! Just fluff ♡ (no use of Y/N or specific gendered reader, aside from bonus)
Dating ♪
- Spencer has a habit of lying on top of you on the couch or in bed, his head resting on your chest or occasionally in the crook of your neck. It’s calming, listening to your heartbeat, grounding even. If he’s had a particularly hard week at work, he’ll come home saying little to nothing, and just lay there with you. He can’t stop holding onto you, you’re his lifeline.
- When he’s awake and energetic, talking to you is his greatest form of affection. But when he’s sleepy or emotionally exhausted, just touching you is all he needs. He tends to hug you from behind, resting his head in the crook of your neck or just beneath your jaw. Sometimes he’ll fall asleep and you’ll progressively feel the weight of his body increasing, almost like a weighted blanket - but breathing.
- He loves playing with your hair. Whether it’s long, short (or even shaved) - he loves the feeling of brushing his hands through your hair. If it’s long, and it’s during a time he cut his, he brushes through your hair, kind of as a reminder of his. That being said, he loves it when you brush his hair. He usually forgets to, especially after his work when he just wants to sleep - so sometimes you brushing his hair soothes him to sleep.
Normal Habits ☀︎
- The moment he discovered audiobooks, he either:
Became absolutely obsessed, as it meant he could listen to his favourite novels literally wherever - and no one would realise it. However, he was a little annoyed he wouldn’t be able to listen to his favourites in the original languages, like Russian. There weren’t a lot of accessible audiobooks for him like that. That was until Garcia managed to scour the depths of the web and found the dodgiest recordings of old classics in a multitude of languages, almost like an early birthday present. She somehow found a recording of the bible in the original Latin, which made Spencer practically scream in joy. However, Garcia along with everyone else thinks it sounds more like a reading from the devil himself.
Or alternatively…
He despises audiobooks. Not in general, sure he acknowledges it makes books more accessible for people who struggle with visual reading, which is what he respects about them. But for himself, he hates them. The voices are either too monotone for him to appreciate, or when they try to do the voices they just aren’t how he imagined them. Not to mention they’re way too slow for him.
+ Bonus!! (Hotch’s little sister! Reader)
- At first, Spencer was terrified to ask you out. On one hand, you were one of the first people to stay fully engaged in one of his 30-minute rambles about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time. On the other, you were Hotch’s sister. His respected friend, partial mentor and more importantly - his boss. That’s why the day after your first date, his blood ran cold the second Hotch called Spencer up to his office. Surely Hotch wasn’t so low to fire one of his team members purely because he spent the night with his sister? His little sister who he seemingly cares more about than anyone aside from his son, despite being a fully capable adult. Fortunately, that had nothing to do with the meeting Hotch called. It took weeks until Hotch actually picked up on any of the signs between you two. Now that was one of the most terrifying moments of his non-work life.
Just watched Thunderbolts* and I haven’t seen anyone point this out yet, I don’t know if it’s because it was that obvious or just irrelevant (*´∀｀*).
All of the Thunderbolts/New Avengerz are the products of failed Historical/Marvel Organisations. Here’s what I mean:
Bucky - Hydra
Ava - S.H.I.E.L.D
Yelena - The Red Room
Alexei - Soviet Russia
John - Modern U.S Government
Bob - The Public/Civilian Population
All of these groups have been failed or did fail in some way; whether they were failed by the heroes who were meant to protect them or the government that was meant to serve/help them - especially regarding things such as mental health in this case (Civilian Population), or they failed because they abandoned the ‘bad’ people they almost solely created (Modern U.S Government). Or alternatively, they failed because they were brought down by those who were praised by the masses with superior moral consideration (S.H.I.E.L.D, The Red Room, Hydra, Soviet Russia?).
A/N: I wrote this while severely sleep deprived, I apologise if it doesn’t make complete sense
im so curious cos im new to cod and ive seen a bunch of posts (not just you) saying they won't write for konig (im not into him) but im SO SO CURIOUS WHY DONT WE LIKE HIM?? /GENQ
IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS, BEEN INACTIVE 😔😔
So it’s not that I don’t necessarily like him, I just resent how overrated he his. I definitely don’t judge or dislike people who do like him (like what you want) but it just annoys me. However, id never outwardly tell anyone to not read about him, if you like him, go ahead.
Also might have something to do with my best friend being one of the many fangirls and she CONSTANTLY yaps to me about him. 🧍♂️
hi! I am desperately in need for help. I need my insulin to bring my blood sugar back down. It’s $300 That’s all I need. I’m not asking for a windfall, just a little help, please.
Stiles, at Starbucks: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with um, seven espresso shots.
Jackson, in line behind him: Jesus Christ, Stilinski, just do cocaine.
lotr but nobody knows anything about the other races
Pippin thinks Legolas is a woman
Boromir is convinced that the hobbits are all 15 max
Everyone thinks that Merry and Pippin are twins, except for Legolas, who is convinced the hobbits are quadruplets
Sam thinks that Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas don't have to eat to survive
Legolas doesn't mention things he sees or hears because he thinks the others have noticed them too and just assumes they have a plan
Pippin complains that he is hungry and Legolas just gives him a handful of grass. Pippin is so confused that he just takes it, and now Legolas tries to figure out what hobbits can eat by just giving them random shit, like
Things the hobbits have accepted and likely eaten later (a list by legolas)
-Grass - Leaves
-Stones - a hair tie
-A feather - one of Gimli's shoes
The hobbits and Gimli just assume that this is what elves eat
I’m convinced Legolas once got so experimental he gave them a bit of his hair, and now they (the hobbits and Gimli) all assume that’s why elves grow their hair out. And why it’s so white - it’s full of sugar - except none of them actually ate it.
Okay maybe Pippin attempted to eat some and started choking (he told nobody)
teen wolf didn't make stiles a werewolf because they knew he would be finding increasingly absurd ways around all the absurd Werewolf Rules. some bad guy tries to trap him in a circle of mountain ash and he reveals he's been carrying one of these bad boys in his backpack for months
