no worries if not

| 24 | “The Federal Department of Odds and Ends: sweepus underum carpetae.”

[swurp]

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

[thoodleoo]

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

[treecitysessions]

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[externalmemorycomic]

I'm posting a shit tonne of comics on patreon this month, great time to sign up! 750+ pages!

[coachspet]

just watched the odyssey. the parts where nobody is talking are pretty good. the parts where people (except travis scott i loved his role) speak are quite bad. back to toiling in the hockey RPF mines for me

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[iamaine]

i hear these guys stomping on my roof all the time but i can almost never catch them in the act because they've been avoiding the skylight. until now

[onepageleftmedia]

I love the composition of this shot so much.

[iamaine]

thank you i took a few photos and selected this one to post because of the composition

[thekashishverse]

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

[girlkaramazov]

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

[twinflamedreams]

[farmgf]

what the FUCK is going on right now. what is going on

[farmgf]

this post is so funny because it has over 10k notes and no context but all you have to do is look at the time stamp to know exactly what the context is

[chimaerakitten]

Black Sails really is like

Flint: [brutally raw and yet also poetic monologue about the nature of colonial “civilization”]

[HARD CUT]

[CAPTAIN VANE is wearing a HENLEY from old navy INSIDE OUT]