cresent-nightss

lily

[mayjailorsirens2222]

i would do anything to go back and time and be her again

[brandybabypink-deactivated20251]

These movies made me who I am

[rahabq]

[expee]

[red-weiland]

[thaliasthunder]

Matthew helping anne with her horse after she said she had to tell gilbert she loved him

[spencers-sweater-vest]

Season 5 epsiode 13 ‘Risky Buisness’

Me:

[paperspence]

as shown in criminal minds 01x09 (”derailed”)

[okayprentiss]

LMFAO Joe just posted THE spaghetti recipe that Rossi cooked in 7x02

[you-can-call-me-jennifer]

Criminal Minds Clichés

Basically things that happen in nearly every episode.

HE’S ESCALATING”

“Looks like overkill. Means he probably knew her.”

“The way the body is positioned… remorse.”

*picks up item/evidence by holding glove in hand instead of putting it on*

Local police force: “you know, it’s a small town, nothing ever happens here… until this.”

Local police force: “WE DONT NEED THE FEDS INVOLVED WE DONT WANT YOU HERE”

“Thank you, Captain blah blah blah.” Local police captain: “Oh, you can call me *shortened version of name*.”

(Anyone who’s not in the BAU meets Reid) “wHo Is ThIs RoBoT mAn-cHiLd?”

“Is there anyone who would have wanted to hurt _____?” “No, ______ was a good person. Lived a quiet life. Everyone loved them.”

Victim’s family: “Agent, are you married/do you have kids?”

(To one member of the team obviously thinking seriously, often Reid) “What are you thinking?” or “You’ve got that look, what is it?” From @jenniferprentissstuff

*Insert Rossi’s sarcastic/stating-the-obvious comment here*

Catch Morgan or Luke or Matt chasing and tackling an unsub and angrily cuffing them

Reid pouting or scrunching up his face in some adorable way

Reid’s claw hands when he talks

That iconic scene change shot of Reid working on a clear whiteboard and the camera coming in from the other side

Emily saying “damn” (especially in the Unit Chief era)

Morgan or Hotch driving very aggressively

Morgan: “You/That sick son of a bitch.”

That Hotch glare and sigh combination when he’s mad that they aren’t making progress in the case

Penelope getting disgusted by a case

“Babygirl.”

“Garcia, you’re on speaker.”

That one girl who sings every closing song after a particularly traumatic episode

And, of course,

Wheel’s up (in _____)

Feel free to add more via comments, reblogs, or asks! I will credit anyone who adds anything to the masterpost :)

[crimmindsdaily]

[clubsdeuce]

hey if we’re mutuals feel free to

loot my corpse for valuables 

[thosefamouslads-deactivated2020]

dad vibes dad vibes dad vibes dad vib

[johnericlennon]

this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read. fucking gold. 

[wallapology]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: The reason Dr. Doofenshmirtz smothers Vanessa is because he understands what it’s like to be given no attention or praise as a kid despite constantly wanting to impress them, and despite his achievements. He wore dresses his mother sewed to school for years, became a garden gnome for his family, even tried to win his mother’s love by learning a whole new sport, and while he was doing that built a variety of different scientific instruments far beyond any of his family’s understanding including a FUCKING ORGANIC FUSION MACHINE. His family basically disowned him after failing to complete ONE THING, jumping off the high dive, treating Rodger and Onlyson as their prize-winning perfect kin. He’s a victim of extreme neglect, and has no family anymore; after his divorce from Charlene, especially, Vanessa is all he has left, so he showers her with all of the things he wanted as a child because he loves her so much and she loved it as a kid, we know, and it must have gave Doof a sort of reprove for his terrible past but AND HER DISMISSAL OF ALL OF IT NOW THST SHE’S A MOODY TEENAGER COULD BREAK HIS HEART BUT HE KEEPS TRYING TO GET TO HER, MAKING TIME FOR HER AND KEEPING HER SEPERATE FROM WORK PAR FOR HER REQUEST, BECAUSE HE SPENT ENOUGH TIME LIVING WITH A SHITTY FATHER TO UNDERSTAND WHAT A GOOD FATHER SHOULD BE

[finding-a-way-to-run-away]

Parent: yells at and threatens child over a mistake

Child: doesnt want to spend time with them afterwards

Parent:

[tasmanianstripes]

Parent:*yells at and threatens child over a mistake*

Child:*doesn’t want to admit their mistakes and starts keeping secrets from their parent*

Parent:

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

parent: *yells at and threatens child over them self-harming*

child: *doesn’t talk to parents about their issues and feels worse*

parent:

[chibi-blue-scapula]

Parent: *attributes all their child’s achievements to god and all the mistakes to the child*

Child: *actively avoids academic achievement and becomes an atheist*

Parent:

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

THAT LAST ONE IS WHY I STOPPED ATTENDING CHURCH AFTER I STARTED THERAPY.

[bri-lin-biscuit]

Parent: *uses personal info,told to them in confidence as ammo to make child feel bad*

Child: *never tells the parents about how they feel or their personal insecurities*

Parent:

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

[wolfsteax]

wow this tea is exceptionally tasty tonight thank you

[laim-o-nade]

Parent: *tells child they’re overreacting every time they speak up about poor mental health*

Child: *never tells parent what’s wrong until they break into a screaming match with parent*

Parent:

[lauraexplorer]

Parent: *immediately dismisses or laughs at child’s ideas about plans, future and clothes choices, without consideration even when asked for ideas.*

Child: *becomes indecisive or never gives ideas because they’ll just be dismissed regardless of how good they are. Answers every question with ‘I don’t mind/ care.*

Parent:

[florencesn]

[frootsnaacks-deactivated2023081]

Child: *shows parent art they’re proud of*

Parent: *points out bad parts of art, makes fun of it, grimaces at it*

Child: *doesn’t show parent any more art*

Parent:

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

[boyswhofellout]

Child: *tells parent about their interests*

Parent: *seems inconvenienced/annoyed/isn’t even listening or paying attention, or worse, makes fun of them for liking said interest*

Child: *stops talking to them*

Parent:

[sowecoulddance]

its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

Wtf we supposed to be doin? Carolling at your front door??