little king trashmouth

sig | helix | he/they | demiboy | 28, feminist, queer, elven lover of all animals. ✌ other blogs and places to find me in my 'links' section

[sobadbad]

✨️ stretch marks ✨️

[femmeidiot]

I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year

[strawbsonmars]

good morning

[junk-thunder]

"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

[virtualgirladvance]

"would the angels consider us bestiality" Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally

[godshideouscreation]

[palatial-monstrosity]

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

[yimmypee]

ive been thinking about this tweet for the past 2 days like literally nonstop

[heauxinrecovery-deactivated2024]

this is so important.

[ninamodaffari]

you know I really wish I could be a jauntily-dressed little nonbinary fag wearing dark academia vamp-core outfits but the truth is ...I'm way too lazy. I'm pajama nonbinary. I wanna sleep instead

[ninamodaffari]

genuinely god bless u little gay nerds who put on petticoats and cravats and dress in layered sweaters and do your hair up intricately every day to go to Menards and shit. I have worn the same sweatpants for a week now

[spicymancer]

Gorgon Aftercare

From the notes of Monster Researcher Eclair. (Though Andie takes the lead on this particular research project.) This is the bookend to the Gorgon comic

The spicy part that happens in between is too spicy for Tumblr and available on the patreon.

[oddlysexypancake]

monster-fucking? no! i prefer monster-tenderly-caring!

[wxmatija]

[bakwaaas]

[assiraphales]

genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

[thehmn]

I’m pretty surprised that I haven’t seen any Appa cosplayers take inspiration from lion dance costumes. I know he’s a sky bison but I always thought he looked like a cute lion dance costume come to life. Here’s just some examples of furry variants.

They can have some very expressive faces with blinking eyes and mouths that open, no batteries needed, and people aren’t secretive about how they make them.

I understand that making a wire head takes specialized skills but cosplayers have made crazier things than this.

[itstimetomotivate]

[krisrisk]

In addition: if you're in recharge, don't start overspending at yellow. You're not yet done recharging at yellow. Source: experience. ☹️

[whump-in-the-closet]

when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.

[taghna-deactivated20211125]

how can people be so rude and don’t feel bad afterwards… When I don’t say thank you or don’t smile back I’ll think about it for 3 months straight and have flashbacks