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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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I work at a bookstore and hearing one of my male coworkers call smutty romantasy "the downfall of society" because it's "literally just porn" radicalized me

Men have an entire industry. Entire industries dedicated to their sexualities. Let women have fantasy sex. there's not even a camera crew involved.

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Left this in the notes

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

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I'm mister heart racer, I'm mister dazed. I'm mister low blood pressure, I'm mister going to faint

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I'm the highwayman

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That twt trend but make it sapphic and ouihaw

rip ethel cain you would have loved gravity falls

#ethel cain #gravity falls

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Hancock has the munchies

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can we talk about how it's really fucking ableist that working standing up for an entire shift is seen as like,, a mark of respectability or even employability in almost every fucking entry level job and a good amount of non-entry level jobs too?

sorry my fucking nervous system doesn't work properly,, idk what to tell u, i can't control whether my veins contract or my lungs breathe or my heart beats or my stomach digests in a functional way. can you??

similarly,, nobody can just, will away their arthritis or osteoporosis or muscular atrophy or paralysis or scoliosis or amputation or any other disability that makes standing damaging or difficult or impossible.

idk im frustrated. why is it a mark of "laziness" or "unprofessionalism" to simply,, sit down while doing a job that can be done sitting down. makes zero sense. completely arbitrary. just pure sadism. if someone knows the history of this practice leave it in comments or reblog cuz i sure would like to be able to wrap my head around it!

frankly, even if someone isn't disabled, i... reckon it isn't very healthy for one's bones and muscles and spine to be standing around without much movement all day.

(sorry if any of this is poorly worded, i stood up in hopes of getting some exercise and shopping done and wrote this while resting bc i got dizzy and groggy from the effects of standing up haha...)