Welcome to my BullShittery

(See pinned post for more info abpiy me)  Where i post random things, my thoughts, and even little headcanons that come to me and. I love lots of different animes and games, and I hope you enjoy my stupidity! Also, if you need to know my age or anything along those lines, then please read my pinned post!  (I also  roleplay as @flamboyant-mofo 's 4th wife) Muse account is  @ask-bodinethe4th

[cricketsjunk]

Mini about me And my muse!

About the admin!

hi! im cricket, im 20 and Pansexual. i have ADHD, PDD, Autism Spectrum, Anxiety and Panic attacks, Depression( although its gotten better!), OCD, and some other stuff.

I am a biological female but please use They/Them pronouns! I recently realized I feel weird being called only she/her, so I want to see if I would prefer GN pronouns better, thank you.

I also have no idea what I am doing.

Thats it for now, and i hope you still treat me the same!

(If you have any questions that aren't answered here then please feel free to message me and ask!)

(Anything under here is for role-playing purposes which if you want to then feel free to read!)

About my Muse[s]!

I also roleplay as @flamboyant-mofo 's 4th wife, though i am still learning how to rp here too! Her name is Bodine (Pronounced as ''Bo-dean" though!) The account below is my acc for her

@ask-bodinethe4th

Along with that is My newest Oc Leslie [Lez s lee]

Her information is here

Welcome to my BullShittery

Also meet my oc leslie, the demon who eats the hearts of other demons. Otherwise she just eats raw fish. She isn't blind but her pupils wen

thank you for your time and patience with me :P

[meerius]

This was my request fill for the One Piece Fanwork Exchange back in April that I posted on AO3. The zosan prompt was "two pining idiots"

I've been debating for months whether to post it on tumblr since long vertical comics often don't look good in the thumbnails, still not sure I'm too happy with that bit.

[summershouto]

it’s my bedtime and these are my stories

[penn-dragon]

I have a headcanon that Sanji struggles with wanting/asking for non-sexual intimacy from Zoro. So if he's having a rough day or just wants to be held by the man he loves he'll initiate sex in order to feel that connection, regardless of whether he's actually in the mood. But Zoro's gotten unnervingly good at telling when he's doing this and redirecting to give him what he actually needs in that moment.

[liettethecuttlefish]

Guess what I spent the long weekend doing?

[creaturefeaturecommando]

He bust his head to the white meat with them nunchucks

[cricketsjunk]

never needed context as much as I do right now

[maybe-not-this]

Gecko reader who, upon meeting spider Ghost for the first time, promptly bites him on the arm and refuses to let go. It takes Gaz and Price (Soap was too busy laughing to help) prying your mouth open to get him free.

Price spends a good four hours lecturing you on trying to eat your teammates, irregardless of how appetising they look.

The captain sends you to go and apologise to Ghost and you begrudgingly stomp to the infirmary to find him, expecting to have to grovel to earn his forgiveness only to be met with a blushing, stuttering mess of a man.

He shyly asks you on a date and in your confusion at the turn or events you somehow find yourself saying yes. After you leave Ghost is already on his phone looking at engagement rings, he'd lost hope at finding a partner open to spider traditions, most people running in fear when he opens up about the desire to have his head ripped off however one minute with you and you're already trying to eat him.

His smile is bright as he adds the ring to his shopping cart.

[sefarlen]

The blue that mends his soul🩵

[cricketsjunk]

'You should vote!' Many people fought for you to vote!' 'you're part of the problem if you don't vote!' Bitch, i can barely tell gas pain, from cramps, to not eating enough, and having no clue where the pain is coming from, how the hell am i gonna understand politics?

[muc143]

POV you left your Instagram! on your tinder profile!

konig! who listened to horangi about dating apps, and finally caved in. He set his location 100+km away so no one would find him then he stumbled upon you.

Your bio has your IG username, and a quote “perks of dating me: has a nice smile” while showing the prettiest set of teeth he had ever seen, with your long braided hair and ohh what is that youre holding? flowers?? from whom? You must be poser he thinks, how can someone as beautiful and cute as you be in a dating app?

He swiped next and there he saw you on your yellow bikini, sun shining down on you, looking so perfect. He just hopes you wore sunscreen that day he wouldn’t want your flawless skin covered in sunburn.

konig! hurriedly opened his IG acc where it has only less then a ten following, and searched your username, he almost dropped his phone when he saw your account, so you WERE real and hurriedly followed you.

He just hopes someone as cute as you notices him(he’s touched starved) he stalked your account for hours and looking through your likes and reposts. He noticed a pattern, you seem to only like men, on uniform.

konig! whos just shamelessly oggling at your pictures, its been months since you last posted, and you wouldn’t even reply back:(

He cant really do much but be thirsty over your post from months ago, then out of the blue you posted and its YOU just staring at your camera and he thinks he just busted a nut. He messaged you “beautiful😍😍” “you need sugar daddy schatz?”

he just hopes one day you reply back to him, give this poor man’s hand a break :(

I JUST HAD TO DO IT!!!

[cricketsjunk]

Then one day, wether out of desperation or, well no just desperate really for your attention, he posts a selfie of him in uniform, his face cropped out. and somehow you find it, and he awakes the next day to a notification. [UserName] has liked you post.

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

[danisontnonfire]

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

[symbioticyautja]

He’s a mood.

[cricketsjunk]

how teh hell his eyes giving me both annoyaance and concern?

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[yautjalover]

What if Yautja kiss like this? 🤔🤭

[creaturefeaturecommando]

Stop giving us Yautja/Human team ups if you’re not gonna let us fuck em eventually because that shit ain’t fair that a Yautja could the most sexual tension with a human on screen but then cop out with “oh but it would never happen” bitch don’t make me crash out

[creaturefeaturecommando]

“I thought the penis looked delicious”

This show

[cricketsjunk]

my dnd character in a nutshell

[creaturefeaturecommando]

Jason: Can you all stop staring at me like I’m some zoo animal ?

Dick: We just want to know how you feel, can we talk about it ?

Jason: Can you shut the fuck up ?

Bruce: Okay Jason, we’re just trying to help-

Jason: Sounds like the fuck is still open. The fuck should be shut. Shut the fuck or I’ll shut it for you.

[cricketsjunk]

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god imagine fucking one of the twd chracters, and mid thrust you see a walker just staring at you, safe behind glass, but god those eyes watching you, while you're getting pounded, or doing the pounding. Some kinky shit there.